The point of this questionnaire is to torture you with awkward questions in order to find out your unique characteristics as a person. Potential side effects include discomfort and uncertainty in your own sanity.
General knowledge
You should answer the questions in this section without looking up the answers.
- Is airplane food bad?
- What is Obama's last name?
- What is the capital of Switzerland?
- Who was the first female president of the United States?
- When did World War II start?
- How many letters are there in the Russian alphabet?
- What is the name of Jotaro Kujo's Stand from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?
- Does the sentence "James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher." make sense to you?
- Does the sentence "The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families." make sense to you?
- Is the word "folk" pronounced with an "l" sound?
- How many days did 1752 have?
- What are the colors of the flag of the Seychelles?
Accent
- Can you pronounce such words as "thick" and "that" as they're pronounced in the British/American English?
- Are the words "wine" and "whine" pronounced the same?
- Are the words "pour" and "poor" pronounced the same?
- Are the words "ferry" and "fairy" pronounced the same?
- Are the words "caught" and "cot" pronounced the same?
- Does the word "father" rhyme with "bother"?
- Are the words "Mary", "marry", and "merry" pronounced the same?
- Do the words "trap" and "bath" have the same vowel?
- Does the word "bird" have the sound the word "rock" begins with?
- Are the words "metal" and "medal" pronounced very similarly?
- Does the word "hurry" rhyme with "furry"?
- Does the word "about" rhyme with "kaput"?
- Does the word "bag" rhyme with "vague"?
- Are the words "bath" and "barf" pronounced the same?
- Are the words "kin" and "king" pronounced the same?
- Are the words "fill" and "feel" pronounced the same?
- Are the words "full" and "fool" pronounced the same?
- Are the words "back" and "bag" pronounced the same?
- Are the words "back" and "buck" pronounced the same?
Pronunciation
- How do you pronounce the word "data"?
- How do you pronounce the word "exactly"?
- How do you pronounce the word "lmao"?
- How do you pronounce the word "lol"?
- How do you pronounce the word "GIF"?
- How do you pronounce the word "PNG"?
- How do you pronounce the word "WAV"?
- How do you pronounce the word "gzip"?
- How do you pronounce the word "char" as in
char letter = 'a';? - How do you pronounce the word "lib" as in "libinput"?
- How do you pronounce the word "src" as in
src/main.c? - How do you pronounce the word "var" as in
var number = 3; - How do you pronounce the word "GNOME"?
- How do you pronounce the word "GUI" as in "graphical user interface"?
- How do you pronounce the word "Kdenlive"?
- How do you pronounce the word "RHEL" as in "Red Hat Enterprise Linux"?
- How do you pronounce the word "bin" as in
/bin/bash? - How do you pronounce the word "etc" as in
/etc/sudo.conf? - How do you pronounce the word "mnt" as in
/mnt/usb? - How do you pronounce the word "proc" as in
/proc/uptime? - How do you pronounce the word "chmod" as in
chmod +x prg? - How do you pronounce the word "env" as in
env python? - How do you pronounce the word "grep" as in
grep -rl "hello"? - How do you pronounce the word "ls" as in
ls /etc?
Brain function
- Are you good at telling apart your emotions?
- What languages do you know?
- What language do you think in?
- Do you have an internal monologue?
- Does your internal monologue use your own voice or someone else's?
- When you read other people's messages in your head, do you read them with your internal monologue's voice or the sender's voice?
- Do you think you have more than one person in your head?
- Do you think you're human?
Aphantasia
- Can you visualize your own past?
- Can you imagine 60 dB of bass being pumped right into your ears?
- Imagine a cube.
- What color is it?
- Where is it located?
- How is it lit?
- Can you imagine the smell of a rotten egg?
- Can you imagine the taste of coffee without milk or sugar?
- Can you imagine someone cutting the tip of your finger?
- Can you imagine someone uncomfortably touching your arm?
- Can you imagine being extremely hungry?
- Can you imagine being extremely thirsty?
- Can you imagine losing balance?
- Can you imagine wanting to vomit?
Synesthesia
- What color is the letter E?
- What color is the note C#?
- What gender is the number 6?
- When you see someone being kicked, do you feel being kicked too?
- What does the word "quizzaciously" taste like?
- What does soul music taste like?
Superpowers
Note: don't try to do the actions listed if you either don't know the answer or the answer is "no."
- Can you put your foot behind your head?
- Does looking at the Sun not damage your eyes?
- Can you see infrared or ultraviolet light?
- Can you survive in extreme heat or cold?
- Can you multiply two 4 digit numbers in your head without a calculator?
- Can you break a concrete wall with your own hands only?
- Can you draw a panorama of a city after only seeing it once?
- Can you survive a whole month without sleep?
- Can you imagine a 4D object rotating in 4 dimensions?
- Can you imagine a color that doesn't exist?
- Can you survive getting 10000 volts of electricity applied to your body?
Gender and attraction
- Are you good at telling apart different forms of attraction?
- On a scale from 1 to 10, how attracted are you to feminine/masculine
people:
- Sexually?
- Romantically?
- Aesthetically?