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2006 to 2018

This is the oldest dream I remember. I drive on a bus to some waterfall, where water falls through some natural stone pillars. The atmosphere was very misty and absolutely not depressive.

I just got rolled over by a giant steel ball on a road. Or maybe I didn't because I woke up too soon.

Random shit with Outlast-like gas chamber door thingies and labs.

I was in a Minecraft superflat sandstone world, which had a small piece of regular terrain surrounded by a world border. Back then I haven't ever heard about the world border feature, so it either hasn't even added at that point or I just didn't know about it.

I was in a poor African village and tried to escape, but some people stopped me in the airport and forced to make a website for a christian doctor that looked like Sheev Palpatine. It looked approximately like this (the text there is, of course, made up, but everything else is as accurate as I could make by wasting 2 hours in GIMP and then wasting a whole day almost 2 years later).

This one is now known as "The Shrek Dream". The sexual intercourse with him happened on my grandma's old couch, and I was in the cowgirl position. I'm not sure what kind of genitals both of us had.