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almost forgot it

(not almost but completely)


there was something related to minecraft

which makes sense considering i was planning to play it today

parallel universe and time travel shit but it's a tv series for teenagers

also tony "the stuff" stark was there

also i just rememered a couple of scenes where i'm on a marshrutka

idk how it matches the rest but okay

preparing to write a website in some classroom

there were like 10 people

at least 4 of them were called boris

the season outside was fall and the weather was kinda fucked up (cloudy + extreme winds)

that's it

some [place where I'm studying in] related stuff

but not studying

alsp no actual [place where I'm studying in] people

couldn't remember anything in greater detail

(i probably had several ones but i only remember the last one)

so i walk down the street and i'm hungry

the first shop is nice and has low prices but is fake

the second one doesn't sell anything interesting

the third one turns out to be remotely okay

in the end i order fries hamburger onion sandwich(?) and some other shit

so after i ate i stand up and see a hole in the wall filled with dirt

so i dig it up and go into a minecraft-like cave

and i find some secret documents about an [random city name] elevator company

(that look like a wikipedia article)

also they appear to use some rare programming languages

one is literally called }}}}

and not sure about the other one

probably was some russian slang word

it's complicated

  1. dream in a dream

layer 1 - i don't remember anything except that in the end i suddenly get my dick sucked by a like 50 year-old guy without my consent

layer 2 - i don't remember but i swear i did when i actually woke up for a moment afterwards

  1. railroads


first i wait some really long time to get on a subway(?) train

there's a fuckton of people but not so much they wouldn't fit and the shit appears to be operational so idk why we need to wait

so i go to some pool or something and talk to random people and then get on the train and travel to some city(?)

then for some reason i go to a café with floor flooded with water on purpose (like 20-30 cm) and apparently prepare to eat with my sister

3(?) random big guys go to me and switch 3 apples from me to a deck of cards while i'm not paying attention

then i somehow switch them back without touching them and they get surprized

that's it

what the actual fuck

don't remember most of it but in the end i use a non-existent search engine to find an image of an old mosaic of the town of [name similar to one of my friend's name]

it was in english

and looked kinda like google

but more shitty

so first i take a ride on a train to some small russian town

it apparently has high crime rate and is filled with old soviet garbage

and i'm going there for some entertainment shit

related to gravity or something

the whole thing happens in some (probably 1 story high) mall which exterior is build out of bricks

when the perfomance ends (there were a lot of kids btw) it's suddenly night and the mall closes

i just happen to forget some of my clothing and some other guy did too

so somehow without cracking the door we get in (several times) take back our shit and i go back by a train

i'm back to sleep

or am i djdieoakamsndndbdjdnd

random shit

there was something related to zoo and bicycles


watching earrape videos on youtube

also something related to spaceships

fucked up shit

there was a couple of car riding scenes

a scene where i ride an irl minecraft-like minecart system

a scene where some person transforms into a fish(?)

and also assasination planning scene


don't remember

but there were random people

and also palpatine

and probably trains

  1. some bad russian hotel

maybe not even a hotel but a camp

  1. me watching some anime

in this one there was also something related to pavel durov

and also "pico toothbrush"?

me and the rest of the group playing hide 'n' seek on the second floor of some weird building

([friend's name] appeared once too but i didn't interact with him)

it was also prolly happening in the summer

what the fuck

i'm back to shleep

okay wait

i remembered another scene

that happened before that

i launch kirby's dream land (for game boy) in an emulator(?)

and it's in fucking color

so i for some reason go to that building to tell y'all

what the fuck (x2)

  1. something something generic space anime/movie whatever the hell
  2. i take an interview with the director of some british porn studio

turns out they have to ask the government each time they want to capture something

and also they shoot most of their shit in some russian building

the interview itself happened in some palace/museum(?) where i suspected for some reason they shot their works

idk what happened directly afterwards but a giant green fucking octopus attacks their headquarters blows up some electronics and starts saying something

what the fuck was that

  1. [place where I'm studying in] shit
  2. [place where I'm studying in] shit but i'm skipping classes to go to the forest to find random people who try to kill me
  3. [place where I'm studying in] shit but not actually [place where I'm studying in] shit because i graduated(?)

the dreams were randomly interrupted by barely related nonsensical minecraft gameplay

no actual [place where I'm studying in] locations appeared

the only actual student was [my friend] in form of a voice(?)

overall not the most fucked up dreams

1 and also 3. i'm in some ocean with only a life saving vest or mattress or something and a phone(?)

the ocean is warm and not deep btw

i google some things and they magically appear near me

  1. someone bought me 5 fucking monitors for no reason and idk what to do with them


  1. my parents and sister listening to zelensky's speech at a conference or something while i'm hanging out at the roof
  2. i'm at my grandma's old house and i'm browsing geocities (which are dead and i've never actually browsed) and listening to some shit

[point 1] i could also see planes landing while being on the roof

also it was night and probably raining


some weird youtube shit perhaps related to günbúrstér?

that's all i remembered

barely remember anything

there was a scene where i was walking through some underground arena with a guy from men in black [agent k] and he was just talking while turning on the lamps

also a scene where i somehow broke an old clock

i'm in some mall

a small mall

also there are no people

there was an art exhibition with pretty much regular paintings

and some museum of abstract art or shit

also very small

there was a scene i browsed something on my phone while sitting on the first floor i guess

i found some disgusting chinese hentai and a youtube video where a person replaced his cock with pipes or something

(cyborg shit)

also apparently i got home after that mall and weird shit was also happening while i was walking but i don't remember much

at home i wrote to someone in [messenger](?) and also suggested my mom watching something

watching a twitch(?) stream for some reason

the streamer is some ~25yo white guy

he wrote an airplane physics simulation(?) in minecraft and shows it

also the guy has two alter egos or something

that was weird

someone tries to kill me at [place where I'm studying in]

using magic

there are some people with green(?) skin and i need to find them to progress

the scene starts at the 3rd floor

then when i found enough of them some black flying cube attacks me

[friend](?) was sent to my resque but he can't do shit

we run to the 4th floor and i don't remember what happened later

then i fake woke up (went to layer 2)

for some reason the location is my old grandma's house

at night

someone is in shower and i just to to the fridge (which is in the wrong place) and wake up


2 in-game dialogs

don't remember what game and what dialogs

making the website but it's even more fucked up than in reality

there was a website called

they apparently have irl stores and also sell furnitute


¿that's it?


there was a scene where i go into their bank and get refused

probably did some joke shit

and also where i walk inside and outside their mall or whatever that is

watching some speeches on youtube

about mac os for some reason

  1. i'm doing random shit in moscow with people i don't know

after arriving i have a flashback after seeing a building that doesn't exist irl

there was a scene where 2 guys who look similar to each other try to rob one another after applying make up and hairstyle but one meets another

  1. i'm going to a psychologist?

looks more like a murderer for some reason

and the building where it happened is fucking enormous with a garden and a small river inside

idk what happened after

  1. some company overthrows the russian government

don't remember company of what field

but they were building a megafactory or something

i'm their agent and i go to some musician's (singer's?) house and try to convince his mother about something

i nearly kill her in the end by throwing some long metallic shit at her but the musician agrees about something and i leave and wake up

celebration of world war 3

for some reason i thought i needed to bring my grandma some baloons so i decided to do so

idk most of the path but there was a large frontyard mostly filled with snow and some russian school in the distance

also i met [friend] here for some reason

when i got there (my apartment? but if it is where did i come from) another person was with me turned out i didn't need to do that but it turned out to be okay and i and my sister tasted some weird chocolate shit

what the fuck

"How Google, the KDE Project, and the US government stole the Google domain"

(youtube video)

pretty interesting btw

also there was google's website called which hosted a font and had their old 2000s design

which they apparently created with the partnership of 7zip


there was also a video where a japanese actor came into his hotel room after the hotel had been destroyed

and he just stayed there for some reason

preparing to watch a movie about jojo(?)

with the group (no [friend] this time)

the cinema looked like a soviet factory with blank walls carpeted floor and a couch for some reason

the room either changed the color or i was there 2 times

i didn't see the movie itself btw

also [another friend] was there and complained that the movie was too gay

a lot of them [dreams]

very massive and most of them forgotten

the main one:

there's a bunch of hyperintelligent animals from the african savannah

they somehow found a way to talk to/control a chosen human

and there's a human group (agency) which tries to kill them

again i forgot almost eveything by now but i remember that there were at least a giraffe and 2 dogs in the group and some of them were killed

also they traveled a fuckton of locations including probably another dimension

  1. some performance

probably super bowl (stretcher) or some shit

the stadium was massive and i didn't pay attention to the perfomance itself

also it was summer and probably in a desert

  1. someone asks me to check something and i get put into a prison

a shitty prison i should say because the room had giant glass walls and i was able to repeatedly escape with no consequences

there was also a young guy and an asshole lady (from the personnel perhaps) in the room

the prison was apparently located in a place similar to one near my house but some buildings were missing

there probably were another dreams but i didn't remember

very interesting train journey with my dad(?)

nice landscapes + summer

sometimes it for some reason was like in minecraft but maybe that's a different dream idk

according to the dream the railroad was between [a town in one region] and [another town in another region] and i was going to arrive at 5 am

  1. nothing particular but just a bittersweetish feeling
  2. some story about how 2 neighbors cooperated to improve their apartments

also somehow related to my grandpa but the apartment was wrong

  1. weird shit

one scene where i look in the mirror and i have a red beard and shave it instantly

also one with some emulator app on my phone but i don't entirely get why and how

the emulated os looked kinda like android but not idk

i think there was a scene where i talk to [friend] on the 4th floor and mention how i'd talked to him in a dream which is ironic because that's literally what happened

prolly there were others but i forgot them

don't remember except that [one groupmate] and [another groupmate] were there and we visited some broken website with an animation or something

probably belonged to [the latter groupmate]

russian or italian hotel

known people with me include [one groupmate] and [another groupmate]

the hotel itself looked kinda good (at least for most of the rooms)

there were problems such as no running water and not working toilets in some places and one more that i forgot

[the latter groupmate] used some video game style shit to "spawn items from the past" or something not sure what that means but there were item ids(?) and wrong items appeared and also inside the trash can

the last item was kinda important or whatever and having it put me into a trouble but as i said i forgot which exactly

programming lesson but we're writing in c

(not actually writing but copypasting code)

in the result we made some paint or shit but i'm not sure if it worked

website-related shit

  1. some 2000s textual omegle-like website
  2. the same but it turns out it was made by some guy as a joke (prank?) and i share it and it becomes popular(?)
  3. also similar shit but i'm now somehow responsible for developing it and it has a separate christian(?) fan site or something

i think there was also minecraft but i'm not sure and one where i partially retell some of those dreams to [the person I'm writing to] irl and/or in [messenger]

i believe there was black times new roman text on white background and thinking about waking up

can't say much elsecan't say much else

i walk through some building to meet a person but everyone's shooting there are corpses everywhere and the person is running away

also i think it was a video game or a movie because i later saw the website of this thing or something

also photos from the running guy(?) but idk

[fell asleep and woke up again]

vague shit


random non-sensical mobile app

and walking downstairs outside in complete darkness with my mom

that's all i remembered


  1. weird crap

(probably video game because i could use free cam)

i don't remember much except they turned me into a giant a crow and a diary several times (according to the dream because i don't remember that)

also there was a depressiveish bedroom and me [groupmate] and random guys were there

i was there 2 times and on the first time someone fell through 2 floors and broke them

i think jackie chan was there too

  1. some small town

probably european and located on an island

moderately fucked up shit was happening there

i don't remember any of the characters except one very polite homeless guy that could also hack vending machines for food

also there was a scene where a person was scared of another person and he pulled a tree from the ground for some reason


forgot to mention i fake woke up several times and just thought even more times about documenting the dream

  1. more website shit

can't say anything more specific

  1. uh?

i'm in some protected government building

there is/was also another building in the direction i'm looking

so the guards look kinda fake and they just walk like the queen's guards but whatever

they encounter hitler(!) and call other staff and they threaten him (with an iron sword from minecraft) and he tells them some secrets

there was a camp in that building and something really fucked up happened there or something

  1. basically super dimension fortress macross but crappier

also i think i saw a wikipedia map with [european country] and the entire european russia highlighted in violet and landed on a planet in the end

  1. [the place I'm studying in] but everyone pretends it's museum in london

some locations look convincing but some look like they're from a russian school

absolutely random people but but at least in english

on one of the floors if you turn right there was a door and if you enter there were just people sitting on benches and doing some shit on their pcs while whispering

also there was a location from one of my previous dreams

some concrete platform around the building that you climb

it was kinda weird because i was half naked while climbing

i think there was a water park or something

also there was a chimney filled with sawdust(?) and some old lady was screaming at me while i was falling through it into a fireplace

riding buses at night and shit

also some open source licensing article in the end

visiting my relative and an old friend but their houses were random

also something about 4chan

some young (like 5yo) guys were imprisoned for some reason

[fell asleep and woke up again]

pretty much a regular spongebob episode but it's in cgi and characters' faces look weird

[fell asleep and woke up again]

an ant man(?) movie

no one shrinked once so i'm not sure

also one of my teachers was there and it was weird

the main characters (ant man himself and some other guy) resisted the villains but in the end they created the "ant queen" whatever the fuck that means

it looked like an octopus with hunderds of thin tentacles and the main character was inside it or something

both the other guy and the man villain were sad/disappointed by that idk

  1. island again

also kind of european

i just suddenly spawned in the middle of it and was trying to escape

it happened 2 times i think

there were random people and my mom but i don't remember who was on which time

i had to illegally break into people's houses and some port

also not sure if we even escaped

  1. oh god

our directors calls me to the first floor

i go there he puts me on the floor grabs my collar and starts saying this with a serious voice

"did you try to sneak a full fucking pizza again"

and as i remember i did order an actual pizza bended it and tried to sneak it for some reason

  1. don't remember anything except some solid blue color
  2. me editing the dream journal file and using ethmenu

the last one was really rapid and messy

  1. more free software licensing shit

also thoughts about obsession going insane and documenting this dream

  1. homm3 but irl

also with minecraft elements

i played with another person i think

btw i remember the last battle

there was something related to tnt

so we fucked up

and decided to flip the axis of the world

but the wrong axis

and we drowned in lava

vaguely remember

there was something about video game development and space industry

but those two were not connected

i think i viewed works of other people or interviewed them i'm not sure

  1. [the place i'm studying in] but everyone and everything is random including the locations and the interior

except the math teacher

it was some holiday prolly my birthday

i was "trying on" different diseases for some reason

  1. something about a photo of the eifel tower in the distance

i saw it cropped differently 2 times online i think

and it was related to some islamic country and another one

  1. similar to 1 but it looks like shit

(a soviet school)

i remember a car near the shit (delorean perhaps)

also this phrase:

a guy said this and then slapped the shit out of a news reporter which was in the room (prolly basement)

also there was something related to a door lock that was actually giant internally (in the same room)

and "you have time to eat before 12:30"

also a dozen of fake in-dream wake ups to document this shit

some webring idk

[the place I'm studying in] but severely more fucked up

more floors (8 + 4 underground)

some signs are translated to english

there's a regular elevator and a "lightweight vehicle lift"

the interiors look pretty familiar (soviet) but kinda not

i was graduating or something and weird shit was happening

not sure about the teachers but [a groupmate] probably was there

outside it was summer i think and i got into some trouble there

bees or something sticky

there was a floor(?) with fully glass walls and some guys moved the walls of the room they weren't supposed to get in to inspect it

hard to describe and sounds weird but it also was so in the dream

the room was near the wall (not connected) and the walls of the room itself were pretty slim and made out of metal/cardboard idk

all other stuff i remember is just staircases hallways and not working drinking fountains

there were a lot of people but they were random

several dreams but i barely remember two of them

or is it actually one i'm not sure

  1. some gaming website

i was looking for a [probably point 'n' click] game i played as a child i believe

also one of my old friends was there at some point

  1. yes

i'm in a train with a random guy

and we talk

i think one of the topics of the discussion was cities and i mentioned moscow and some american city

the railroad was itself located somewhere in "southern america" and everything outside looked almost like a desert with orangeish sand

i'm not sure if that means us south or south america

both dreams were in english i think [and there also was something about my diary and the collapse of the world's economic system]

traveling by some form of transportation somewhere

probably with my mom

i just was doing shit on my phone

i discovered that callmecarson is/was actually a musician

i'm not sure if i heard the music itself but there was some random speech from him before every song

also he posted some shit on stackoverflow in 2011 i think that became a meme

something related to monochrome blue and green screens and how one is actually another

not sure what the fuck that's supposed to mean

something related to facebook

(trends and some unusual shit)

also one of [friends of the person I'm writing to] was there

[the place I'm studying in] but random everything

there was some jazz band going to play but i and some other people snuck in some room near the concert hall

idk why

also a tram going on a bridge

and it had a portion of rails not supported by anything

an old friend of mine was there online

and i was in an elevator i think

also there was some homm3

i was a character of a movie but i was aware of that

also i could scroll it/skip time

the movie was set in the 90s and had apparently something to do with simpsons

[In the movie itself I watched a TV program about 2000s which had "2000" and a starry background in their opening.]

i remember skipping time each day to the evening to talk to some person on a mountain

also the dream interrupted in the middle or it was a whole different dream

there i was eating [food] in the canteen as usual and some guys were mocking me

also in the end the fans on my pc (which there are actually none irl) went insane because my pc overheated and i had to turn it off

i asked my dad if it could be because it's always on and he said yes

but i questioned it since it'd always been okay

and it's actually okay irl

[fell asleep and woke up again]

  1. my apartment

but with more cats

i petted them and they purred


[Actually not so cool because one of them was bald and deflated after I started petting him.]

  1. some computer room

here everyone also pretended it's the 90s

the monitors looked obviously 2010s but when i asked they told me because "it's russian [technology]"

also i think other people looked familiar and [one groupmate] and [another groupmate] could be there

not sure about [the person I'm writing to]

btw the computers had windows xp installed but [the latter groupmate] i think used some non-existent irl program to make it look like 3.11


i think [the first groupmate] also called someone a f****t

very long shit barely remember anything

(not in any particular order)

something about my grandparents' dacha

something about minecraft

(some let's player that played the game for a long time idk)

something about vehicles

(there was a chasing scene in the mountains and a dialog between the main character and another one in the cave where they repaired their vehicle or something)

also maybe something about tv

star wars scene

palpatine sitting in his ship

the light guys™ bring a bunch of star destroyers and an unknown triangular ship

palpatine: "yes, yes. use your star destroyers. i can feel them"

the light guys: *ram the triangular ship into his*

palpatine: "ah fuck"

both ships crash and both the main cast characters and palpatine die

also i fake woke up after that and was typing this text to send [to the person I'm writing to] using a toilet

also when i flushed there was film stock in the water

[fell asleep and woke up again]

  1. minecraft wooden box house but irl (also with server side plugins that were also irl) and my batya bought it

also a pen that can cut through anything

and also some insane airport shit caused by my sister

  1. something related to houses too

i believe it obama has some relation to that


something related to my piece of shit computer

also something happyish idk i don't remember

i'm in hospital and making up an insane plot for a game

a visual novel i guess but it didn't look like one in my thoughts

i don't remember much detail except it contained something related to wolfs and martial arts

different characters go through similar shit in different time periods and the later the more fucked up the shit gets

also i think i saw the logo of "aim for the top 3" which obviously doesn't exist yet

  1. unknown building (probably either a military comission one or a basement entrance) but it's located near the apartment block of my grandma's old house

the building was surrounded by snow and A LOT of literal dog shit

there were a couple of people i believe but they weren't outside

there also were alternative versions(?) of this building where the surroundings looked normal idk how and the shit switched into minecraft in the end and i switched my difficulty to the non-existent irl one where mobs just do nothing

  1. some class idk

maybe english maybe something else but i don't remember actually studying + not sure where it happened but all walls were white and it was evening

there was a scene where i hold a 40 inch(!) tablet pc and go to some guy to ask about the chromium browser

i think it was some feature taken from the "vp11" video codec related to skipped frame intrapolation or something idk why it'd be something special

also i forgot the feature and had to go back to another guy (both were pretty old this one had a purple shirt and that one a light blue one) before actually asking

the one who i asked said it's bullshit i also asked if i can ask him about firefox but he said something about time and i had to run back to the classroom idk

i went to the water fountain first and had some troubles getting back

one of the troubles was the fact that i suddenly woke up

wait i think there was a dream before the first one where i installed a trilogy of some point 'n' click games on my phone

i remember an underwater location as the first level in the first game

also i'm not entirely sure about the order of the scenes

i'm on a vacation i guess

my family and some girl in one scene were with me also

not sure what country that was but there was a giant pool/lake and everyone spoke english i think

considering i have thoughts about the time period i can assume i was also time traveling

i only remember like 3 scenes

in the first one we somehow climbed a giant inflatable water slide

my mom tried to slide but she fell in the wrong direction but luckily survived

i decided to fall backwards but everything went okay

in other scene it was evening and there were some climbing shits located directly in the water

and i refused to climb the last ones for some reason or another

in the last scene there were 2 saunas on 2 different floors

but they're not actually floors since there's a fucking sky above so i'm not sure how it'd work except teleportation

so the girl stayed on the floor above where it was morning i guess and pretty misty

i went down and it was suddenly fucking evening

i went inside some building that was kinda buried underground and listened to some announcement i didn't really give a shit about

then i went out and found a giant fucking jukebox

like the size of a vending machine

i selected the album mfsb by mfsb which had a different cover and like 3 extra songs

the first one was non-existent and it played

i think i can even identify the real counterpart

btw i fell asleep at 4 am and i'm dying rn

so i don't forget how it sounded

*low strings* *low strings* *low strings* (slowly) [most likely the beginning of Black Frost by Grover Washington, Jr.]

*high strings* *high strings* *high strings* *high strings* (fast) [most likely the horn part at 01:04 of Cold Sweat by James Brown but on strings and slower]

btw remembered that right to left of that shit near the stairs there were (i wonder what) a building with a friendly label "PROSTITUTES"

which is weird considering there were children running around

  1. it was night and i was watching andrei nifedow's videos

  2. it was still night but i was in some school

some people told me about a weird communication method that uses human hair and "unwraps to 34 km"

also someone told me that they "know everything about me including my skype account" which i don't even have and i told them that in the dream

also they said they "gave me the codes to all locker rooms" or something but i said that i lost them on purpose

there were several [dreams] but i remember only the last one

it was supposedly summer but i was at home playing video games

which is not very far from truth

the game had the word "undertalish" in its name but it had mostly nothing to do with it

also the graphics were vector i think and the aspect ratio was adaptive which is absolutely not in the right style

the game itself was set in the southern part of south america and it was about some boy helping native tribes (are there even any surviving at this moment) find a source of food

he does some complicated nonsense that inlovles river flow and other shit and does it

but i think it was just the first level but i'll never know now

also the game had a debug mode or something like it

the only shit stolen from undertale was flowey but he didn't even have a name and he looked awful with vector graphics (i think he was also an hidden easter egg hidden in some remote part of the map)

i believe i also fake woke up after that and i saw a video by vsauce2 kevin with a let's play of this game

okay i think i remember 2 dreams before it

not sure in which order

in the first one i sit on a couch with someone in an office-like building and the bitch tries to take as much space as possible

so i'm angry and have to do the same to compete

but in the end it gets some playful vibes instead

in the second one i assume it was a history lesson but the classroom looked like a fucking medieval theater

i had problems with picking a seat but i could in the end and it had a pc with a crt monitor

i didn't do shit with it and some other person decided to seat near me and it annoyed the fuck out of me

the teacher wasn't even there all the time and in the end the building got on fucking fire so firefighters were called and we had to get out by crawling through some dark tunnel

  1. outside & winter

i was crossing the same bridge over and over again while listening to a podcast idk

  1. some website

i don't remember anything except the dark green noisy background and the light theme

  1. [the place i'm studying in] at night

before it closed some weird shit was happening and i think its appearance changed

also i bought food in the entrance hall

the teacher granted me the "right to change the game mode" like in minecraft but idk why

so i was trying to close everything down especially in the canteen but couldn't

also a couple of fake wake ups i think

  1. me walking around areas similar to ones near my old grandma's house

i think i was trying to find a porn actor for a photo or something

also i was probably attending some classes

swimming perhaps idk but it was uncomfortable and the building was giant + prolly soviet

  1. me traveling with my family

we ran out of something and it was hard to keep going

  1. i masturbate in some office building

what the actual fuck

it was really fucking bad

  1. it was approximately 1940s and i was a part of a group of children to perform on an event that also inlolved stalin

demonstration of nuclear weapons or something

it was dark as fuck and we were supposed to somehow go upstair (yes one 1.5 meter stair)

i had some shit in my pocket (potato?) and a white handkerchief

also [groupmate] was there and he had a ton of makeup

like on that one picture [the person I'm writing to has] sent me

can't find

in any case i also think i saw stalin himself and he asked from what direction the enemies can possibly blow up the launcher

also i was blaming myself for giving him some power(?) idk how maybe this one also involves time travel

please send [that one picture]

[they do]

he had more in the dream

like whiter skin

[about the direction] someone answered from the inside

which i also wanted to answer

but the fucker was faster

there was a tram scene with me any my mom

also one with some cars idk

and one with [the place I'm studying in]

first of all [the person I'm writing to was] there

perhaps not [them] but like an older person similar to [them]

i'd probably say the proctoherbs ad man

[they] worked in a small clinic but i'm not sure if [they] had a license

[their] paintents include:

mark zuckerberg

this one is especially fucked up because he was bended and [they] manipulated the insides of his ass using 2 rotating shits or something

random girl

a rat


the clinic itself was located in a small building and i think [they] used palpatine for advertising (lmao)

also i remember using reddit and seeing people post the results of image searches with random numbers as a query

i think there was also a second dream but i'm not sure if before or after

it's like it was blended or something

me and my fucking parents again in a fucking hotel

i'd probably say in turkey or some other similar country

idk for how long we stayed there but by the end of the dream there were 6 skyscrapers visible right of the window and there was shit being built all around the settlement

but built with bricks for some reason

  1. something about voice impressions

probably by vsauce2 kevin

  1. i was younger and also cycling

i just remembered random moments that didn't happen irl and also ridiculous distances which i rode on my bicycle which i don't even have

forgot to metion there was a scene where i was in some southern country and anxiously riding on a bus without paying

me watching reviews for an anime

basically it was about a girl that can time travel

but while she time travels she doesn't move in the absolute space so she also space travels

while i was doing that i was hearing sounds of my dad developing a conspiracy theory that coronavirus is bullshit

[fell asleep and woke up again]

  1. more shit about this show
  2. me watching some disgusting videos on pornhub

one involved someone's grandma and one a fucking dog

also the location was weird

very bright room with pinkish walls

  1. fake wake-up

only remember the first one and the last one (fake wake up)

it was a video game where there were 2 clans

the one which name i forgot but they're basically humans and hunters which i called murderers while playing

i don't remember anything about them except they have an ability to travel in time and between dimensions or shit but they can't touch the main one(?) so they pay you(?) to do things for them

the locations themselves were pretty recognizable and insane shit was of course happening

an awful lot of dreams (at least 3 fake wake ups) but i don't remember shit

  1. i did something which is good for myself but it turned out to be bad for someone else so i got in trouble

pretty vague but i can't describe it better

  1. computer class scene

there were old crt monitors and the tables were placed near the walls around the center

someone once said something like "wow just as hard as that terraria boss" and other person something like "[some girl] isn't doing shit"

  1. traveling by train

pretty much sure about fucked up shit but don't remember

also sure there were several more locations

no wait

  1. me walking with my dad on a small metal bridge lifted like 50 meters off the ground

it was summer but there was snow everywhere

also in one place he said that if i fell down i'd die but it actually wasn't that high

and also that the bridge was much less safe before or something

[The bridge was 1 meter high when viewed from the side and had a series of alternating 1cm long slits when viewed from the top.]

me wandering around in "the capital of emperial canada"

the city a fuckton of skyscrapers and was huge but in the part i was in there were only soviet buildings (again) and it was pretty dense

¿that's it?

gigantic underground construction spanning several hundred meters underground

basically it was made out of blocks twice as high as they're wide and which were made out of concrete and they formed rooms

the challenge was to get from one remote geographic location to another by walking through them

i participated

[the person I'm writing to] at least watched videos of previous year's competitions

btw it wasn't exactly who's faster because no one rushed

also i had to go overground in some canyon

overall pretty interesting

[fell asleep and woke up again]

  1. undertale characters as jojo stands

before that i was spying on some company through their hq

and it all happened in a giant mall

i think it was summer and some groupmates were there

also i think in the end the person with asgor murdered someone's napstablook and the latter had a mental breakdown

and i was like in the spectator mode

it was weird af

too many i forgot most of them [dreams]

  1. big guy tried to beat up a small boy but got his ass kicked

the thing happened near some [small] shop probably somewhere in the us

  1. [the place I'm studying in] scene

i was going upstrairs with [a groupmate] [another groupmate] and probably someone else

[the first one] told me that having gay sex was now fully legal

i didn't understand it because it'd always been legal and tried to ask him

i don't remember his answer

the dream ended when i entered the classroom

  1. something about crime and going through windows

i think there was a weird scene where a guy went through the windows into some company and complained about door signs

  1. me and my father at home while it's raining

the apartment was much smaller than irl and he was watching a crt tv

  1. michael stevens having fun with space things

and i was looking at him through the spectator mode

i think he was using a hologram of the solar system or something

me playing video games

also something about jojo's plot

me in my old room with my grandma's old crt tv and much warmer (in terms of color temperature) lighting

watching youtube videos on my phone

there were (technical) diebuster videos and something else

also borderline porn (haha for educational purposes only :))

fitness courses or something

held my markiplier

i went to him he poured a glass of cold water on me and started battling me

he finished me pretty quickly and said i was too weak even to be trained and that i should go someone else first

also i think before going to him i was watching some videos on his website

  1. more family vacation shit

barely remember anything

  1. i changed [the place I'm studying in]?

i'm not sure but it looked more like a soviet torture place

the classrooms had no space for legs when sitting so i had to do some weird shit

the wardrobe was handled by one of my old classmates i'm still scared of but he didn't recognize me

the whole thing was huge but not high and i have no idea how it worked

also there were reserved couches "in case [president] visits us"

to get to the place you had to drive the most unsafe subway station ever

i remember only the entrance which was located on the other side of the road and you had to go on a barely functional metallic bridge

and then climb weird metallic stares which didn't make any sense and were very unsafe

bus station/airport/whatever and god knows what was happening

i remember talking to my dad and crawling through a small tunnel

our [name of a subject] teacher owning us as his household slaves

(i guess) because it was really fuzzy and vague

[fell asleep and woke up again]

i was playing outlast 3 with [one groupmate] and [another groupmate]

the gameplay took place in (what a conincidence) soviet school while it was day

random npcs were chasing us because we didn't pay something idk

right off the bat i told [the latter groupmate] that i'm going to die all the time but the npc in the end spared me from completely killing me by cutting my heart in half with a giant knife on a long stick

wait i think there was something about swapping my room with my [relative]'s

(bad idea)

i was [the] young [version of our math teacher]

i remember watching tom scott's videos and making a [social media] bot for some really large conference which i have no idea why i was added too

the whole thing happened in some mansion which i claimed(?)

[fell asleep and woke up again]

  1. the dream had a feeling similar to the previous one

it was about stock manipulation or something i don't remember

  1. final battle with thanos

the participants were random and the only thing i remember is some bunker and probably explosion

also someone was invincible there

only remember one scene:

the main hero who was dressed in some weird shit and who was probably insane was in a feild covered with snow with some abandoned wooden building in the middle

then he recieved a call

"Greetings from the official Lüstbahn campaign of Öearsk. If you recieved this call, this is a great rarity. I know you want to get rid of that body, and I'm ready to help you. Your name is Chin, right?"


i think the voice was ian mcdiarmid's but i'm not sure

after that there was just random sped up footage of lego star wars for no reason

[fell asleep and woke up again]

some actually soviet school and i'm a student

i remember a scene with a long line of books on the ground while there was a chasing and a couple of classroom scenes

[regarding the first dream] btw this was in first person

also i can make a guess that he looked like ed from cowboy bebop

it's pretty fucked up

in the beginning i was lying on my bed which was on the second story of a 2 story bed but it was closable and the lid was plastic

also it was high as fuck and i could see everything

there were a lot of people and in addition to that i was completely naked and covered only with a thin paper towel

according to the dream the whole thing happened in the uk and i was like "it's illegal to be naked in public in the uk so i should do something or i might get in trouble"

so i went to the shop without money

i have no idea how i wasn't stopped on my way but in the shop itself someone who looked like something between the rock and jackie chan helped me with finding clothes and i just ran away without paying

what. the. fuck.

also i think there were a couple of scenes with an avgn-like show and some multi-story metallic sport shit but i'm not sure when

i think the last one might be a scene a from non-existent pr0n

which makes the whole thing even more cursed

i masturbated on the staircase and cummed all over the place

why the fuck again

this is horrifying

also there was something about my relatives going by car and the english language but i barely remembered that for an obvious reason

i was an old person taking an interview from a small girl that later turned out to be a robot

not sure about the topic but there was something about kde the whole happened indoors and the girl had some plastic shit in her mouth because she was ashamed of something

i was writing her responses in the gitlab webide i think

also she was a member of "Ъ" whatever that means

[fell asleep and woke up again]

2 guys playing a game about planes and parkour online

the parkour and planes were separate btw

also i think i was helping my dad with windows 10 at the same time and it looked kinda weird

me skipping classes and doing random shit

i remember walking on the roof and through random corridors and also browsing the web

in the end i started watching a rip-off of despicable me in italian

also i think just before waking up i saw a picture of obama with some white text on black background

  1. mindless surrreal shit
  2. more mindless surreal shit
  3. me looking for a computer

according to the dream it happened in england but the building looked exactly like the place i studied in before

i had a flash stick or something with myself and had a hard time finding a computer class

i'm not sure if i found it in the end

when i was leaving it was already night and the part of the building where there was an exit before had been transformed into a clothing shop so i had to find another one

some random girl that for some reason spoke russian told me that there was a secret entrance right to the right of me and i just went out

then it switched to the 3rd person view and i was going through grass while the british version of the fbi was raiding the building because the welsh had done something

also there were random kids that noticed me because i was using a flashlight and i guess i fucked up because they rushed right to that secret door

[fell asleep and woke up again]

  1. me watching a video about the "international museum of shrek" which was in progress of being made

to visit it you needed a vr headset and to be where it was physically located (khrushyovka)

so basically it's ar

the museum was built by a small team and i guess in this episode they were having fun

i scrolled to the end of the video first

there was some ghost shit and people dying and after that the guy was having sex with 2 girls and couldn't choose one

then he said "wait i have an idea"

he opened a portal from which a giant statue of shrek fell in and he cut the dick off the statue with a sword

i was like "what the fuck" and scrolled to the beginning of the video

there was a couple of guys and they installed a demo game

i remember explosions and probably the game over screen

i think there were like 5 guys including the one who shot the video and one of them was [my groupmate]

video about a rip-off of bee movie

it had horrible 90s models and animation and someone used them to promote their clinic or something

[fell asleep and woke up again]

me studying in some village

i had to ride on buses to get to different lessons

also i've seen avgn for some reason

he lived in a barely alive 100 yo house

also i suddenly took a ride to some large city in the middle of the dream and had troubles with moving my things

weird shit

i think i went to some pool there and almost appeared naked

i don't like the last fact because it's like the 2 second time in row

also to get to that place the bus was going fast as fuck and i was sitting in the opposite direction so i was kinda scared

forgot but did remember after just waking up

there was something about dreaming and probably paintings

i think there was also some androgynous (could barely spell) person

like a heavy metal player or shit

something really weird related to computers

there was a scene where i returned back home after getting out to check something and one where i helped my dad with his os

also for some reason one where i checked the stock prices and one where i pissed into a toilet with no hole

it's hard to explain but basically it's just a room where everyone shits on the floor

it was on some (construction?) site and it was really hard not to step in shit

also the (wooden) door didn't close and didn't have the upper half + an old guy was in a line after me

btw the floor wasn't perfectly flat and it made it even worse

[fell asleep and woke up again]

me walking down the street and remembering weird shit

when i came home it turned out someone made me instant noodles 3 days ago and freezed them

and also that for no reason my grandma gifted me some really weird underwear

i think while i was walking there was also something about a non-existent anime

the only thing i remember is random characters from the

fuck i forgot the name


or is it i'm not sure some disney shit

and also both main characters from gunbuster and kill la kill

why the fuck idk

someone tried to kill someone else with fire but in the end it didn't happen

[The person I'm writing to mentions the "weird underwear" and sends a picture of a guy with his underwear perfectly stretched around his boner.]

no it was like

uhhhhhh how do i even say

i mean you put them on in two passes

and they weirdly wrap around you

(your dick area)

but there remains a horizontal hole near the top when they're on

and when they're not on they look like a mostly flat piece of cloth shit with 3 holes in it

[They ask me to draw it.]

i can't because it's too fucked up

i'm not even sure how i exactly put them on

[They don't understand how it works.]

me neither

some classes idk

i was writing something in html (on paper?) while the teacher was screaming at someone

for some reason i was involuntarily slowly standing up the whole time but no one noticed

in the end i installed a scottish theme for my phone and for some reason everyone including the teacher really really hated it

i think before i fell asleep the second time there was a dream with something about transgender people and my parents

i think the teacher looked something between the russian one and the chemistry one

and the classroom was a generic soviet shit with green walls

playing a hyper realistic minecraft-like game

then something related to my cat and my sister happened

and then i was in some building near the pool where they managed to hide multiple floors on 1 floor using complicated tricks

an alien arrived on earth and discovered that if you punch humans too hard they die

and the humans developed the anti-punch fabric and glass

while that was happening i was in my grandma's old house

also there was something about firefox and how large windows in restaurants are bad because they stimulate anxiety and are easier for terrorists to break


wait i remembered the dream before that

there was a space opera a horrorish shit and a minecraft shit

in the last one in the end steve came out of a hole in the ground filled with blood and corpses of the killed mobs and arrived at someone's house

the owner of the house pushed steve back into the hole and he fell down and died

random shit that i barely remember

i was sharing an apartment with some people i think

also there were scenes with some weird construction in the mountain formed out of lava by humans

and something about humans that are somehow different (superpowers or shit)

also someone sent me a screenshot of yandex translate


[fell asleep and woke up again]

vacation with my family

it was pretty good but one person almost fucked it up

we were preparing to leave but a "retro" train and i was almost naked for some reason

accordning to the dream it was september but still sunny

the train station had a garden around with fresh tree saplings and for some reason i got lost in the end

also i was thinking like "there's no internet here so i better record my dream in the notes or something"

btw i think we went to the station from some large building

and i was dressed up

but both my clothes and the building disappeared

i was on an airplane with a friend ([the person I'm writing to]?) markiplier and [a groupmate]

the flight control robot rioted and took control over the plane

it made a giant hole in the airplane and disappeared

somehow some people including myself didn't get sucked out

just before the whole thing landed 3 of us decided to separate on a small (like 2.5 meter long) metallic piece and we landed softly in some empty arena

expect [the third person] which landed on me

when we landed it was suddenly evening and winter

a lady asked us something when we got got out of arena but i just said "sorry we've just survived a plane crash"

also there were a couple of random scenes

one with just streets one with space one with a teacher writing something about me on paper and one with organs located in water spewing out 50% of blood

i shleep

[fell asleep and woke up again]

  1. lying on the bed and watching myself slowly die in 3rd person

i think it was in a hospital and i could control my organs

and objects in the room prolly

  1. i was barack obama trying to escape some school

it didn't look soviet but was pretty large

first i went through the wall to escape his/my wife

then i tried the same trick on a closed exit door but it was actually open

  1. weird pseudo-scientific shit
  2. something about driving on a dyi motored skatebords

not sure if it was a movie because i felt like was in control or something

  1. something related to space travel and teleportarion idk
  2. more or less regular school stuff but without making sense

my old it teacher which i liked was there and he mentioned addresses of the commune bath and something else of the school

and also my previous dreams which is kinda weird

todo: sleep more

i think there was also a meme with harrison ford

not sure in which dream

[fell asleep and woke up again]

humiliating elementary school ww2 role play that happened on a severely mutated version of the frontyard of the apartment block of my grandma's old house

  1. some weird bullshit don't remember
  2. math lesson but on top of a hill and i'm doing some weird shit with the phone lines or something

at some point the building disappeared

  1. the same place but it's somehow related to heavy metal

weird shit

before i fell asleep there were 3 but i forgot the first one

the second one was about vsauce

the third one was about god knows what but my relative screamed at me

probably there were other ones but i don't remember

the one i had after falling asleep again was kinda weird too

i was doing some shit at a school but when it was time to leave i kept forgetting things

i think someone owed me $3.5 billion and i had to go back 3 times

on the last one like $50 million was left to get but i had to take a piss so i went into some train

i walked through entire thing and it was for some reason really tight there

i walked past the queen elizabeth 2 and got really angry for some reason

i took out my lightsaber to cut everything in half there but it turned into a regular sword colored green

i was like what the fuck is going on and woke up

the lightsaber was weird

because it was thiccn't

like a miniature version

but with the full sized blade

[The person I'm writing to mentions the dream where a relative screamed at me.]

i think it was

godfather (movie)

godfather - n. A man who sponsors a person at baptism.


n. The leader of an organized crime family.


  1. "the last star wars movie" according to the dream

the main hero was walking through a minecraft nether-like dimension and bumped into giant palpatine sitting on his trone

his said something and every person on earth started digging below themself with their bare hands

not sure who won but there also was obi wan and some angel thing

  1. me flying from japan? back to where i came from

the plane on the insides looked like a bus and flew much closer to the ground than regular planes

it was full of old people except the kid behind me who was eating noodles off his chest

someone asked me "what are we doing" and i couldn't understand what he meant so in the end i just answered "suffering"

the landing process was extremely weird

the plane had to strap itself onto a moving train in order to slow down and then circle around multiple times which i guess is unsafe as fuck

no seats had seatbelts so it makes it even worse

the airport terminals or whatever were owned by social media companies and the one we had to use was "instagram" so i guess it's facebook

i woke up before even entering it

i remember the last one

it was a jjba like stand battle between dr doofenshmirtz and someone with amdphone (phone by amd)

the phone itself had a stand and it was identical to doofenshmirtz's

at first dr was losing but then he remembered that they didn't copy his stand perfectly

so he grabbed a bunch of bullets and pushed down the other stand's ass

he punched his ass and he exploded

i woke up right after

the first three were pretty surreal and i don't remember them

the next one was about andrei nifedov presenting his coronovavirus conspiracy theory on tv

i don't remember anything except that it involved aliens

in the last one some fucked up garbarge started to happen to the appartment

first my phone which i apparently stole/borrowed from someone died because of too many notifications

then the doors on the balcony broke

then the balcony was not a little bit a balcony and floating in water and the surroundings of the apartment were destroyed or something

btw typing all of this was really painful

  1. doing some shit with a person who obtained a device that allows you to change the reality itself whatever that means

i remember that it had some virtual room and also required a pin code

  1. testing space rockets with random people

i think it was like in the future and there were 4 rockets

all of them had pretty game-like mechanics

also just remembered about watching a crt tv before that

prolly not even in this dream

  1. trying out "multi-layered" face masks in a classroom

i tried black [president] black yoda and i think white obama

black [president] was the funniest one for some reason

also idk why the fuck the teacher even had them

[in the second dream] i think one rocket had a humanoid robot assistant

and one had a weird method of landing

probably crashing in the ocean or some fucked up shit like that

also there was a giant platform on which we were standing and the sky was orange

like super mario bros 3 reddish orange

[The person I'm writing to mentions "black Putin".]


several masks that you put on top of each other

  1. flying at the "front seat" of the plane

obviously it didn't look like one because it was small and had no pilots

also there was a back seat which was just a room

not sure about seatbelts

  1. some weird mix between reality and minecraft

it looked like irl but i used commands and there were chests

i was with some guy and there were 2 locations

random street where something related to weird email addresses happened

and a cliff on which we had a restaurant or something idk but it was multiple stories high and sat in the cliff itself

also in the end i was thinking about how the amount of fur on a cat makes it more friendly

also there was one random scene with broken beds being repaired and one with 3 random anime girls in suits but idk how where and when

(yes [I did wake up at 6 pm])

  1. fred from scooby doo killing people with bare hands

i think it was in a school and he murdered drug dealers

on the inside it looked pretty red and fred had to break through or move walls to get to some people

  1. ???????

some random people swimming near some building

and they didn't want to leave because there was a fish

also something about a dog giving birth to the future son of harrison ford (what) and someone being defeated by adjusting the resonation frequency of the liquid

there were a bunch of intermediate dreams but they were even more drugged up

wait i remembered one more

  1. friend invited me into a [messenger] conference

it was called something like "NOTHERNERS"

idk what they wrote about but there was a bot that sent some gaming shit all the time


remembered another dream

  1. using an oven with weird stoves

lemme draw


[A picture of a oven where 3 stoves are the same size, and the lower right one is divided into 4 smaller ones and is surrounded by some circular shit.]

i opened the "angry video game nerd" wikipedia article

i then i opened the "seasons" section

the last season (20?) was named The New Nerd and Borderline Eurorama 2.0

to the right of the name there was a picture that didn't load

it had a caption like Conǧratulations

and the picture to the right of it was a screenshot of eurorama i assume

it had bright colors or shit

this game doesn't exist

just like i expected

[Result of an image search with a faucet on the left and a red faced guy on the right.]

[The first paragraph of the Wikipedia article.]

foul-mouthed video game fanatic

the article is much longer than in the dream

our [useless subject] teacher makes us buy a new copybook for each task

in the dream i was on the 37th

also there was a dream before that and it also involved him

don't remember anything other than that

some space opera's deleted scenes

prolly gunbuster but like that one time when i saw star wars the mood was really different

me doing something online

i think there was a youtube-like service and i watched something about a company that clones people

i'm not sure if they enslaved them but they didn't count them as people because they didn't have genitals and had some shit in their brain locked

also there was a gsettings-like config system (called dcl something) but its files looked something like

.Desktop Entry
Name PeePeePooPoo
Type Application
Exec pee --poo

i shleep

  1. some video game about planes

war planes not passenger ones

i think it involved elements of time travel

  1. traveling with my family somewhere

we did it by car that didn't have a roof i suppose and had a bicycle attached to the right on which i was sitting

some weird shit was happening like my sister falling off but somehow survivng and the car flipping after going downhill near some garage

  1. reading hacker news?

the website had an unreasonably colorful design (with literally your color of the day or something) and there were some meta posts about caching i think

according to itself it happened in france/canada but from one angle it looked like the street i live on

i fell asleep in a cafe or something and i woke up is someone's house

so they reuse the same room i guess

the room either had transparent or one-way glass walls

it was the beginning of the morning and the atmosphere was kinda depressive

for some reason i wasn't kicked out and talked to the girl that lived there

she was really weird (autistic?) and her parents were ethnically diverse (her father was middle eastern not sure about her mom)

so i was talking about random topics and she was getting unhappy and stopped talking on some of them for little reason

at some moment the whole thing stopped and i was transported to the room (she made?) for a us president or something

she had a portait of jfk of the wall btw

in the room there was a series of very unsafe transparent plastic slides with a giant hole at the end

i managed to stop myself and go to a different dream before i fell

btw i'm not actually sure if it was before that because it feels it could be in the middle or before

then in the next dream i'm going from the airport i guess and i enter this time their exact house

as i said from a different angle it looks like it's actually from france/canada but maybe a poor district

this time it was late morning and i was still talking about random topics without getting kicked but she was kinda happier this time because the topics were different

idk what the fuck was that i sleep

[fell asleep and woke up again]

  1. i got into a car which turned out to be self-driving and it made me panic for some time
  2. me getting a "detention" in "prison"

basically i could just walk freely out of cells and the staff told me "to find a free cell and just sit here for half an hour"

so MY MOM (yes) was there too and she just put herself into a restroom stall

which is either a gender-neutral or a male restroom because there were some guys that insulted me

so i decided to go a stall too

now picture a stall with a giant hole in the wall and a shower hose directly above the shitter (with no bathtub or even a drain)

and i decide to undress and take a shower there

i woke up confused immediately

libreoffice browser addon (which i doubt even exists) breaks down and the shit goes haywire in [social media web app]

my dad is a complete asshole and he just woke me up

tv series about some mystic shit

it looked like it was shot in mid 2010s and was set in a regular american college

not sure about the exact topic but it was pretty casual overall except one scene with a talking cat being kicked in the balls by the main character

in the end of every episode there was some graphical shit showing their mystical lore or something

there was a shitton of seasons but each one was pretty shot (5 episodes i think)

[The person I'm writing to mentions the message with a cat being kicked in the balls.]

it happened near some pool btw

i think the cat was hiding to attack the main character

also the pool was in the basement

  1. me going back to the place i studied before to take some test or shit

doesn't make much sense and i don't remember much

  1. something about whang and poolside fm

i think an actual (heavy metal?) radio station bought them/added their entire playlist to their collection and he was talking about that

  1. soap foam coming from a tv while i'm watching it at night

it was coming in large scales and stopped when i paused the tv

  1. review of a movie about 2 guys that make mannequins for living

one of them was an actor from fast and furious

one moment

vin diesel


there was a scene where he put 2 fingers up the ass of some lady on the staircase

  1. something about software

  2. some movie

don't remember much because it happened 3 wakes up and 5 hours ago

there also were 3 and 4 but i don't remember anything

either i already had this one or i just experienced an in-dream deja vu

it's about me signing in to some weird school

first there was a weird line that in the end split in half

2 girls were at the end and they were in different grades and the one in a lower grade looked older

i remember being disappointed when i stood in the wrong line and saying "if she looks like she's in that grade it doesn't mean she is" the second time

not sure what the fuck was that school but on the inside it looked kinda weird

the walls were all white but it wasn't too light

also the elevators worked really weirdly and the teachers were assholes about that

[fell asleep and woke up again]

complete and utter mess

first of it was something about a black people settlement that was forced from their initial habitat

then it just turned into a party

it kinda happened in 2 houses and i was tired as fuck in the end

idk what happened but in the end i had to crawl down some stairs outside that were covered with water in my underwear only

also there was a suspiciously modern looking smartphone from 2007 and some other shit

helping a teacher with moving monitors and collecting trash

idk why

there were other dreams but i forgot them

(ones i remembered)

  1. i was trying to drive a car at night but in the end i fucked it up

either i got arrested or the car was destroyed

  1. some guy talking about an idea of creating a black hole in the solar system
  2. me eating potatoes and chicken with my dad
  1. me being tortured to write code by some professor

first in my bathroom then in a giant lab

  1. self-contained sandboxed app something

in the end of this dream i literally shit myself

there was a giant barrel in the bathroom and i was several seconds late because of it

shit was literally everywhere

also it (my shit) was shaped like giant cat food or that corn snack but twice as smaller

like separate cylindrical pieces

i shleep

[fell asleep and woke up again]

  1. some movie with "matrix" in the name that has nothing to do with the matrix

basically there were 2 species and they were travelling between 2 planets and it was done by using some fucked up technology that shrunk one species and grew the other

there was a plot involving some british boy i think and there were sequels/prequels or shit

  1. some weird shit

some guy asked me about how my website was doing and i noticed that i didn't publish some weekly shit for over a month

then 1 of 3 people who looked like mario daisy and some other fucker said something like "oh no we must've messed up the time we better fix it now or everyone will be dead"

  1. micro-ralf killing micro-people in my fridge

idk how they came to be there in the first place but they weren't allowed to even touch some types of food and ralf was killing them for trying to

i also for some reason grabbed him and put on a different shelf several times and he complained each time

i sleepn't

escaping some guy's house with batya

i told the guy i can do something (bring him some fuel?) in exchange for methane for dad's car

in the end i just took methane and we drived away with him

somehow on our way out the car gained a shitton of momentum so we had to gradually slow down

also there was a shit for landing made out of plastic bottles and some other similar stuff

also i had a random thought about "the inaccessible level" which feels like it's talking about the hardest part (of the universe?) to get to and it's from a competition but such video doesn't exist obviously

some shit on the web and outside

it involved a girl named sator

according to her website and what she was talking about she was 16(?) studied in an aviation university and was a wayland compositor developer

i sleep

i don't

opening an ancient treasury with a group of people

first we trained by going through an obstacle course that involved climbing by hugging around some wooden shit

then we finally entered the room

we used some hacky shit involving mirrors to make it bright

the treasury itself was protected by just one mechanism which we just broke

we called the master or whoever he was and he said something like what the fuck this shit was lying here for 9000 years and your father was the only one who came close to it but was defeated by some monster or shit

after that some people were shooting each other but i guess we won

writing some gui shit with random scenes in the background

i think there was a train scene a cat scene and multiple flashback scenes

video game where you beat people to death in a soviet apartment

in the beginning the main hero had a gun but he broke it on someone's skull

some weird tv series idk

first there was some weird shit involving me and some guy whose lungs could deliver oxygen faster or shit

i got killed in one timeline somehow so i guess there was time travel

in the end it just switched to a scene where guy bumped with his car into relatives of some person visited them and killed them until he bumped into their father

[fell asleep and woke up again]

at least 2 dreams with just a screen of some software/hardware description

some racing shit? idk

i think in today's dreams i had a fucked up haircut

like the one i had 3 to 5 years ago

  1. some hotel

some weird shit was happening but i don't remember

  1. the same hotel but i was constantly watching asmr videos

also had problems with putting my things on the shelves

  1. what?

i was just walking down the street and had this thought

"wouldn't it be cool to have gay sex right now"

then suddenly i woke up in some basement with a portal in the room

after standing in a line the guy who keeps the portal told me that i needed 1650 points to access it

i asked him if i could just go in in any case and he said yes but there would be some problems or something

he also showed me a table printed on a small piece of paper where [one groupmate] and [another groupmate] both had 2 points and other random people in the list 0

so i went to a different portal and in a queue i met a person i know

the portal dropped us from a great height and we had to battle each other

i guess i won and got some points but that was weird

then i went to a different portal and there were random children in the line

in the opposite portal there was a grandma playing bowling

before i enter the portal a firefox error message popped out telling something about javascript promises (async shit)

somehow i opened the window with the source code (of the portal i assume) and it was code for bbrowser from 2016

i sleepn't

  1. skipping classes

i think [president] was visiting the school too

i think i was playing with a football in the halls and the basement (sewers) avoiding teachers

also i was very angry on one of them for not giving me something

  1. i'm [president] in full makeup on a rollercoaster

the dream ended in 3 seconds because what the fuck

[fell asleep and woke up again]

  1. someone saying this phrase:

"Not a single cookie lasted more than a week in the human body, so it doesn't change mine. However, i keep a bottle of ketchup in my ass, and it does"

  1. I see off a couple of young guys fly off to space and then watch a documentary on them on youtube

the space station and the rocket looked too casual

also at somw point i standed right below the exhaust and nothing happened to me

(yes in the middle of the day)

some weird train journey

i can't quite tell if it was from a tv show or irl

also the story supposedly took place in the future but it felt like maybe 2000s

i mostly remember 2 scenes

in the first one it's just my grandma's old house but the playground and everything else in a large radius in front of the house had been excavated and filled with some shit

the apartment building where her house was located felt smaller irl (or maybe i felt bigger) and even more bare bones (like a concrete box)

in the second scene it was i assume a train station but it felt like something between an airport and a mall

some side characters were taking a shit and the locker in the bathroom was very weird

i'm not sure but i think it detected if you're actually sitting on the toilet and shitting because the characters who did that were properly locked

you could also just mess with the thing itself (it had much more than 2 states) and the door wouldn't open while you were doing that

there was a futuristic robot but the only thing i remember about it is that it told some girl that she just shit in the A partition and she said that she knew and didn't wait it to tell her

some guys were trying to kill us using knives but somehow it didn't happen

we also had access to a desktop computer i think and an iphone

as i said the ui was kinda 2000s but maybe more flat

i sleep

[i actually don't]

too many of them

in one someone was trying to kill me and i had to not let them to

the dreams had a kinda casual atmosphere and were set mostly outside

time travel shit again

i was in a hotel watching youtube video on an ibm pc i think and checking facts right in place

alao my hair was fucked up

i sleep

[fell asleep and woke up again]

some guys did horrible experiments on people in their multi-story building with giant pools

which of course looked kinda soviet

so i hired an army of lesbians to punish them

but the guys hid everything with paintings and shit and i had to disable them

i tired climbing into their balcony and doing shit there but something went wrong and i had to jump out and climb the fence sideways to get back on our territory or something

[in the middle of the day]

  1. something about jesus christ

  2. more about jesus christ

  3. me consuming content about and interacting with bunnies

[fell asleep and woke up again]

  1. time travel shit

i somehow got back to the past with my old body but the changed past turned out to be better

there was something about flathub redesign google translate introducing limits and kosovo becoming the most popular language due to a virus

also there was a picture of pewdiepie on my website


probably before the time travel

we communicated via the phone and i think she might've caused the time travel itself

the whole thing happened in some mall that in some parts looked like a cozyish soviet school

in the mall itself there was also a giant pool i think and initially several guys (also over the phone?)

  1. don't remember
  2. some point and click game

i don't remember anything except it apparently was "mixed with back to the future"

  1. going by bus at night

i think it was the route from where i used to go to the english courses back home

  1. homm3

well kinda

in the beginning it was just several regular homm3 battles but then the cut scene started

the 2 main characters which looked suspiciously similar to shinji and rei from nge entered some cave

they were not sure if the cave wasn't some monster but the cave itself said that it was alive

it swallowed both characters and hung them on the ceiling with blue tentacles

i don't know what happened right after but in the end rei was lying in the bathtub covered in semen with a blank face and shinji was laughing like a fucking psycho

the dream ended right here

some cable car shit

in one scene it was under and over ground and in one scene suspended near a ship

also it was somehow related to nintendo 64

  1. me on vacation i guess

don't remember much

  1. going home by car

in the end there was a "music cafe" but it didn't make any sense

there was an angry birds style irl game when you could win things and palpatine was the strongest "bird"

also i was talking to some guys about c418 in the end

the dream suddenly ended because of an explosion/some earrape shit

[in the middle of the day]

some weird shit inloving my laptop and monitor my other laptop and monitor which don't exist and my relative which suddenly was an asshole but in a right way

  1. some movie (prolly matrix) but modified

it was a very good dream but i couldn't get up to record it

  1. unus annus building a brick wall and a pool in their backyard

in one scene they flooded the whole yard to make the thing look it's in the sea

  1. me trying to build a living organism by constructing its cells

in the background my relative was complaining that i didn't know shit how to do that and that i for some reason had hiv

[the first dream] i remembered it

it was actually 2 non-existent outlast dlcs

one was called tumbleweed i think and the name of the other one started with w

it began with someone publishing videos about some boy cumming on pewdiepie's face

which were false and he actually just sneezed

then the location changed to some apartment building

some simpson-like guy was being beaten by his wife

so he slapped her really hard and she flew 7 stories high

then the location changed to some store

apparently someone shit in the children's area on some rides

he came there and blew very hard through each one

he had some resistance from the people who shit but in the end they were blown away by water and their shit

then somehow his annoying neighbor appeared

they both sat on a miniature rocket and flew to the fucking space

the neighbor was just blown away on half-way but he somehow returned when the guy reached the other side of the moon and had troubles going back

what the fuckcjdhejjwkn nsssjxbd

the future?

everyone had small spaceships and used them as a primary method of transport

also reverse dns was used for addressing things

+ people still listened to hip hop

nifedov reaching 1 million subscribers was mentioned once

also an "angel" which was some pseudoscientific shit that didn't require energy to move

right at that moment some human achievement was celebrated but i don't remember which one

i think i was on one of the large spaceships doing weird shit

  1. tomb raider-like game

except there were no tombs and they weren't raided

i think it was for ps4

  1. website of some guy

i think it was or

and he studied in a school that owned

the guy played a lot of video games (mainly snes?) and had a lot of reviews

the website had a design with blue as a main color and navigation below a banner at the top

there were also random scenes with him talking and playing so i guess i either met him or watched videos about him

he was like 40 years old and was wearing an orange shirt

[much later into the day]

  1. mindless shit
  2. something about gnome vs kde war but visualized with offices

looking through my old gmail mailboxes

while bathing?

my dad screaming at me and beating me up because of my grades

there was also something about the internet archive some pixar movie and super mario bros

  1. my parents not being super happy about me failing classes
  2. some weird shit

i think there was something about the internet archive again

  1. talking to a serial killer in [the place I'm studying in]

idk who he killed but he developed several video games and liked puzzles(?)

  1. weird shit

i think it was about some type of media

  1. first person view of an autistic guy learning about human history before the lesson

also there was another guy who had a website and was mocking me

also he wrote a demo in python(/ruby?) several years prior

[fell asleep and woke up again]

  1. weird shit again

there was a scene with 2 people fucking in the restroom and one with me throwing a box full of semen into trash

also a scene where i was flying i think

  1. something about video games

going through non-existent video archive stored on my relative's usb stick

there were videos of me back from 2010

also videos involving my other non-existent sister

the stick also had other stuff such as qt 0.1 which i doubt actually exists

incomprehensible gnu/linux mess


  1. something about studying?
  2. something about space

i forgot everything about this one except that there were 2 fractions and one wasn't happy about the other and that the dream was long and pretty interesting

  1. something about chemistry

also in space

some fuckers couldn't stop the ship but they suddenly found some shit that didn't make sense chemically

basically a subreddit in real life

[fell asleep and woke up again]

  1. battle of 3 anime characters using alien substances and chickens as stands
  2. short conversation about capitalism between several people on the uppermost floor of a multi-story road

something like rush hour but with 2 white guys

also they were sometimes talking about gnome

annoying relative soap opera but the relative is an (space) alien

the main character illegally immigrated to the country and somehow gets accepted as an alien in the end

drunken mess

there was something about off by 1 error in real life when calculating days

also something about replacing all of the things in the room to their safe alternatives and making image macros about that

also something about cities submerged underwater

somehow all of this was connected and seemed to make sense

cutting people's dicks off for their sins

also they were getting paid for that

trying to prevent a person i know from overdosing on candy

that was weird

watching videos from tom scott's non-existent old channel

it had more sensitive and sometimes political topics

in the middle of one video a fucking jungle started growing out of my monitor with bugs crawling out

also he had a wordpress(?) website and his videos were more traditionally edited

i shleep

the last one that i still remember

first there was something my sister going to a pool

so i took her from a pool and we started going somewhere by car

the road was bad and somehow depended on the cars that were on it idk weird shit

one of the cars passing by was a truck with some weird shit (very skinny old person covered in ash?) inside telling me to buy their vacation shit and i did

the other car was of my competitors?

they said that they already implemented something a long time ago while i was doing different stuff

also i just remembered the dream before it

it was about some firefox product

probably a video game console and it was getting updated in a classroom for some reason

it looked like a slim ps2 but white

something about studying human memories

[fell asleep and woke up again]

videolan became an evil corporation and we were forced to sign up for their account or shit

desperately trying to make a song available on streaming services with ols friends

i sh.

btw the song had a generic drum beat like boom-ka-boom-pum

and the whole thing happened in an it classroom

[fell asleep and woke up again]

a guy being unhappy that in the future many public toilets are marked on google events as event points and thinks they're challenging him

also something about niagara falls and transportation

some people uploaded tons of movie characters saying different syllables on youtube and i was looking through them

i was looking for evangleion

also it was kinda creepy

[fell asleep and woke up again]

something about my phone went wrong and we were thinking if we should reset

also somehow the browser worked in the recovery mode

one of the people with me recommended me to put the phone on mute forever to not get distracted

a series of competitions (fastest animal fastest disease and shit like that) in some school

it was weird

most of the viewers were like 16

the fastest animal or whatever was a shark

also it somehow transformed into a human with a nice ass?

the fastest disease was some shit related to music

i shleep

[the shark] it was singing btw

watching youtube videos while bathing in complete darkness

also something about an ai programming language

[fell asleep and woke up again]

by doing a weird technique i was able to disappear from the real world and go to the shadow dimension where i was still able to influence real objects

so i taught that trick to people i knew ([the person I'm writing to]?) and we were doing weird shit

also shrek was somehow related to it

i think it was also programmable in terms of what you see in the dimension

watching movies in a dacha complex cafe

also some old people screaming could be heard

[fell asleep and woke up again]

  1. temporarily renting an apartment before arriving somewhere

other people were with me and wild shit was happening

  1. large groups of people protesting something

prolly china

[fell asleep and woke up again]

mindlessly running around public pools in a mall while waiting for pc parts

  1. making a list of favorite movies

[one groupmate] and [another groupmate] were there in the background doing that too

also the couch was flying in the air for some reason

  1. farts

very loud and smelly ones

near my grandma's old house

and everything was covered by shit

the background voice was telling that when farting shit particles can fly as fast as 4 km/s

[fell asleep and woke up again]

markiplier was having fun with his friends in a supermarket while i wasn't because he covered my hands with shit and i didn't have money for paper towels

btw this was in the middle of driving somewhere with my parents idk how

geography class but everyone is walking on an elevated rope

[fell asleep and woke up again]

running sea life simulations with dad

i think it was also in vr

it started lagging on the last run where there was a lot of animals and a lot of dead seaweed produced

sci-fi bullshit with robots being sent from the future

but with a casual atmosphere and on a small island

i was one of the robots

btw it wasn't a humanoid robot but more like a smart drone

[fell asleep and woke up again]

virtual world in paintings

at first i was traveling between them but in the end i was sitting in the bathtub playing with action figures

there was at least 1 minecraft world and 1 medieval simpsons world

i sleepn't

killing donald trump with a pistol at my old school

i ran away and the police didn't arrive

but the judge did but later

operating system installation with challenges

some parts of the installer couldn't be accessed until a certain moment and the system partition was getting mirrored after each reboot which it did regularly

the installer had windows 95 like ui

also the whole thing happened while flying through some surreal space filled with clouds

[fell asleep and woke up again]

  1. welcoming astronauts from a multi-year space mussion

i think an entire house was built for that

  1. giant disney themed trampoline park

with no people

idk what i was doing there

but it was also built to welcome someone

computer bullshit

i was going to some places and trying to find internet or something

closer to the end also there was something about newpipe

in the end a squirrel or some shit was biting my power cable

[fell asleep and woke up again]

  1. secret rooms

in a school prolly

they looked like a long abandoned apartment and were used for some projects

  1. more secret rooms

this time the ones where you're supposed to fuck

i was upgrading them for some reason

something about penguins and version 6.9 released

it happened in a snowy plane and they were giant

but it wasn't cold

i rolled around in snow and woke up with a slight nausea

i think i came there from some apartment and i was looking for something

battle with a giant half scorpion half human

i was joined by cute cgi cartoon puppies

also the aspect ratio of the picture became wider just before the battle

i think there was a dream before that

i was preparing to leave house to go on a journey with people

there was something related to software which i was desperately trying to fix

[fell asleep and woke up again]

marine biology (and astronomy?) classroom

i was pretending to be learnng something

the last thing i remember is a guide on how to name the things when the sun is too active and releases more than usual matter

wait i think there was a dream before that

i was allegedly in canada

and going somewhere

once i was in some apartment building looking for something

i was confused

riding trolleybuses

using a fake card that fakes your location or something

also prolly doing some weird shit in school related to location too

[fell asleep and woke up again]

nuclear reactor simulator

blew up in game in my case

after that i was suddenly going somewhere by car with my dad

my computer was in the car?

it seems like it was a long trip

[fell asleep and woke up again]

finding a cool website

its owner was a web programmer and made songs all by herself

there was a portfolio on the website which also included some songs along the displayed design

invisible hide n seek with vr and motion sensors

also my sister was broadcasting that

on tik tok?

[fell asleep and woke up again]

examining food expenses while being on vacation somewhere

i spent too much and was screamed at by the people i was with

i think it happened in a mall

a weird one

also we were still buying something (for the last time?)

playing around with webtorrent clients on a school break

i may or may not want to now create one

most of the clients had a windows xp/9x like ui

also the teacher screamed at me so i go to the sys admin so he opens the ports

[fell asleep and woke up again]

i was bought a new monitor

or rather a very good tv

i was playing minecraft with some random guy

[fell asleep and woke up again]

getting haircut while watching about how c418 cooperates with mojang

sliding on my tummy a giant distance

also selecting the font for my mom afterwards

also this was because i couldn't take a ride on a bus

because i had something fucked up

btw i slided really fast

like teleportation fast

i had a dream before this one but i can't remember it

prolly it was something about youtube videos

[fell asleep and woke up again]

going into some whop in the mall near the airport and getting screamed for doing nothing

young guys were doing that + electricity was somehow involved

it happened in a mostly empty room with a green carpet and bench near the wall on which i was sitting

[fell asleep and woke up again]

i was watching simpsons

the wikipedia article of the show itself with the current date appeared in the episode

i got suspicious

[the person I'm writing to] suddenly invited me in [their] local conference

my computer downloaded dozens of gigabytes of shit

i started to read and it was really fucking weird

there was something about paint

suddenly a giant fucking horse carriage appeared outside

some old guy was standing on the top

the text on the walls of the carriage said that he is protected by the public and that the whole thing is consented porno or something

what the fuck

there was also a fridge full of some shit on the lower floor and even more people on the lowest floor

the carriage itself looked like a ship

dacha shit

my grandma was there and she had a ridiculously tall and slim dacha

while i(?) was a hybrid of myself and young davie504

i think she was a poet and wasn't happy of me for some reason

also we had troubles while going to the dacha

[fell asleep and woke up again]

random mess

there was a scene with some operating system a scene with a random american city and a scene with me living in a smart cave

in the last one it somehow transformed into a retrofuturistic bus

also my sister was there

the second dream had a kinda depressive vibe and involved flight i think

in the first one i remembered the name of the os but now i don't

it was simple short and fit one word

something like


like 1 syllable

i was a ghost bying a cake in the shop

i think to bring it to some castle

discussing with actors how to get to the other side of the river to shot the scene

the thing itself happened on a bridge

there were at least 2 actors

both were muscular guys so it was prolly a martial arts movie

also there was a scene with me driving a car

[fell asleep and woke up again]

watching a video of people getting beaten up and harassed

it happened on some dacha and things were being thrown at harassed people

at the same time my dad was watching some pseudoscientific bullshit about the sun being sentient entity

[fell asleep and woke up again]

subway mess

in one scene the robot that controls the shit took a human form and went to the pool with me and another person

i went to pool 2 more times later but i don't remember how and why

the train cars of the subway itself were going in weird circular directions

wait there was a scene where the robot jumped into concrete

while i was playing minecraft?

i think the robots didn't like me on one ride when i was going home from school

looking for a new video card online

[fell asleep and woke up again]

being responsible for the collapse of the building

this happened after some ultra-important mission

i think there were mecha suits

the floor collapsed because concrete was laid down in a wrong way

the building itself was a school i think

and the mission before that was about aliens of some sort

also there were people in that school

it didn't collapse completely and the people were notified

playing hide 'n' seek with ugandan terrorists in the forrest

not only me but also an endangered group of black people

in the end there was something along the lines of "putting peanut butter on the bread" meaning the terrorists were no longer terrorists

[fell asleep and woke up again]

taking part in movies featuring neil breen

one movie was about his friends rejecting him and one about some cave

both were pretty weird

youtube as an app disappeared and then everyone had to find a workaround

also people somehow started dying because of something magically related

before this there was a dream about concentration of something in swimming pools

[fell asleep and woke up again]

something about eating portraits of other people and taking a shit in public toilets

"the most expensive uk library" but it looked like a kindergarten

i was doing some windows xp stuff and preparing shit to print

most of the people there were really young

in the end some girl was asked if she's colorblind but she didn't know what that means

[fell asleep and woke up again]

first i was hanging on a wall waiting until the gorilla gave birth

then i was waiting in several lines

one line was of dead people

one of them said he probably choked on a fish bone

also there was a line of "deleted" people or something

they were in error icon suits or something

eating chocolate at night while everyone's asleep

also listening to a podcast about minecraft world generation

i said something so bad while being in the mall everyone become insanely angry of me

then i was at home (with shampooed hair for some reason) and was puking in the end

[fell asleep and woke up again]

the main character (me?) outsmartens and murders the ceos of big corporations and learns to fly

and all of this happens in some (abandoned?) village in the mountains

[the person I'm writing to] and some groupmates were there

[fell asleep and woke up again]

the main character being driven home by his father

the route was very unusual and had many dangerous parts and it was exciting

also it had something to do with ropeways and the main chcracter wanted to learn it idk

also his father was thrown out of the car at some point but he somehow survived and continued driving with no problem?

walking in a hospital with a bag full of cocaine

also i could fly and used this ability to fly to bridges

[fell asleep and woke up again]

browsing the web

mainly reddit and 4chan i think

there was something related to gunbuster and avengers endgame

for the last one it was completely different from the original (it happened on a bridge) and there was a character who uploaded his mind to the internet and died or something

also it felt pretty realistic like i participated in it

[fell asleep and woke up again]

nfrkz's video about burger king but by vox

taking a shit in a public toilet

before that i was in the area where you can customize your dream

the whole thing happened in either a school or a mall

paranormal bullshit

some girl and i were trying to record a ghost on tape

before that there was more shit like that but i was doing casual stuff like playing minecraft and watching porn?

slice of life shit involving fish and time travel

i think i was fish several times or at least could think like one

old classmates were there for some reason

the whole thing happened near some japanese lake

one of the main characters trying to recall a poem in a mall at night

[fell asleep and woke up again]

a guy figures out he can resurrect people but he has to shit himself to do that

he looked like gandalf and was a part of a group

they were attacked by the owners of the land they were on

[fell asleep and woke up again]

bird people party

which was organized by regular prople

i was forced to participate

i was ok at dancing but bad at fighting

[fell asleep and woke up again]

shooting a sliding scene

some fucked up drone technology was used there and authorities needed to be contacted

the movie was a cyberpunk comedy or something

the script of the scene was weird and had to be changed several times

taking extreme drugs

my dad was taking them too i think

it was kinda weird + i already forgot the details

masturbating to medieval art as a challenge

[fell asleep and woke up again]

drugged shit

some asian country

i was lost for some time but then i entered a cafe and started playing minecraft ripoffs with their creator

the last game was just me clipping through the textures of the world and the house that you need to follow or something

someone's dacha

possibly even mine

it had a basement and a lake nearby

the basement had 4 completely livable rooms

it also had a pc and a dog

i was mostly playing around with stuff but before that there also were scenes were i went to (my old) school so i guess i lived there for some time

it also seems like when i played around it had guests but i don't remember them

one of the guests was saying something about my english knowledge

watching porn in my bathroom

[fell asleep and woke up again]

one guy secretly followed another while he was streaming himself going up the mountain and now they're doing it on purpose

2 giant multistory restaurants in the forest

one was expensive as fuck with elite food and one was affordable

i was walking around and waiting until the food was cooked

some groupmates were there too

both buildings were built out of wood and had no roofs

prolly there were even built around trees

[fell asleep and woke up again]

japanese underground town

i watched a documentary and was also going to drive there with my dad but something went wrong

the documentary described some conflict there

in the end one guy beat up several other guys and everything became fine

i think i was watching it when we were driving

i'm not sure if it was day or night

also i'm not sure if i was sitting or lying because the seats in the car was reclined all the way down or something

the first day at a new school

everything went fine until i decided to take a shit

for some reason people were very unhappy by my decision and publicly shamed me

the director herself went to the restroom and opened the door to shame me

lots of people were watching

also there was no toilet but just a hole in the ground

i think they took my toilet paper and i was begging to give me some

after this dream there was another one with also the first at a new school

there i could finally take a shit properly

the subjects were weird

can't remember particularly but it was sci-fi whit

the school was also giant and divided into blocks or something and there were sci-fi bikes to ride

pocket monsters but not the pokemon kind

they lived literally in the pocket and had weird abilities

also it happened in a village with really weird people

[fell asleep and woke up again]

  1. more pocket monster shit
  2. installing windows 8 on my laptop
  1. something involving space travel and shrek
  2. several dreams i already forgot
  3. waiting for shawarma and then being late because they already thought i was never going to take it
  4. harrison ford time travels from the past to the present and finds an iron man-like suit but one that looks like a regular girl and they have a conflict because the suit doesn't like how he wears it


there was a scene where my mom and i were near an ancient building and she was talking on her phone and a scene where we were running to catch a tram

[fell asleep and woke up again]

something about a black and a white cat being friends

it happened in my house

i was searching for freddi fish 3 online but got a virus

winlocker to be exact but it didn't actually lock anything but just hung the whole thing

something related to the spongebob fandom

there were some weird website and fan animations

experimenting with 3 monitors and my laptop

not sure where it happened but my relative was there

btw i need to resurrect that laptop

today [while waking up] i had a fucked up daydream where i was walking from [the city nearby] on foot

it had some obstacles

like checkpoints

where you had to stop to be checked or something

playing some video game

it had super realistic 3d graphics and was about some boy

you had to battle enemies but i don't remember what kind of them

the game took place in a village and the main hero was moving to the city later i think

playing minecraft and with my operating system and web browser

futuristic bullshit

there was a battle scene

a rap battle scene

and a computer battle scene

i think i a couple of saw star wars characters but i'm not sure

there was also something about internet explorer 7 for windows 10

i'm not sure who i was but i took part in those battles

[fell asleep and woke up again]

weird shit

first there was a weird building which i quit

i think it was owned by google translate and it was facing other buildings improperly

then i started walking uphill

i entered a cafe where i went to the toilet

i got my dick sucked by multiple people and after that the cafe turned into a giant room and people sucking my dick turned into a giant slime

i'm not sure what happened next but i woke up in the end

there was something about hitler and a robot being send to the past

also something about me losing a car in the city

i think i had a weird laptop that looked like something between a regular one and a thinkpad

playing a video game

it had 3d graphics and i'm not sure whether it was 1st person or 3rd person

i think it was a platformer but it also had crafting and rpg elements?

on some point i found some pigs that drop very rare material which allows you to craft "legendary" items

i first crafted a knife then a large pickaxe and then bullets

i used the last ones in space but idk how i got there

i think they produced a large explosion

too much shit most of which i forgot

there was a movie (starring jackie chan) and it had a sequel with anime characters

also there was a star wars movie where the good guys were losing and honestly it was better than the actual 9th episode

i played minecraft with several people we were building a giant underground base or something

it had problems with lighting but i used a non-existent chandelier block and it became fine

in the end there was a weird ubuntu installation process

it was like in vr and mickey mouse was offering shit to play with before installing idk

the first one was about an experiment where people were put on an island and told to survive

god knows how but after a week they had a functioning economy and by the end of the month they invented a computer

there was also a nearby settlement which discovered or something

after this one there were multiple dreams like this with minor differences

in the end there was also a small dream where some guy and i got in jail for writing something

[the city nearby]

first i was doing some weird shit with nwjs and testing it near the highway

then i was running around my grandma's old house but after i stopped i got teleported into my room

3d engine mess

minecraft version 1.26 was released which added a fuckton of temporary easter eggs

everyone was losing their mind and downloading it to document the whole thing

watching some guy's qnas on youtube

they were really long but interesting

me doing some weird shit on my computer

i remember that there were desktop icons which i don't actually have

also there was a scene with youtube recognizing doom's theme as part of heroes of might and magic ix soundtrack

playing with windows 98

also in the end i swallowed a spoon

[fell asleep and woke up again]

ropeway with challenges

i had a laptop where i was controlling the thing

also i was aware that i'm asleep but couldn't do anything

in the end it switched to homm3

school perfomance or a video game

it's hard to tell

it involved mario cart like driving

something about a monster being defeated and then used as a mecha shell for the winner

also there was some tech bullshit in other dreams but i don't remember it

the game called doom 2003

it had good graphics and in contrast to the original game utilized a lot or cutscenes

also it was set in a bunker or something

the main character of the game had problems with parents

in one of the cutscenes when perfectly executed he empties a container onto himself and some girl and paints his and her hair

[fell asleep and woke up again]

it's about a teenager who had problems in his past

he was moving from his house in canada by an underground train

the train got attacked by a monster but got saved by a superhero or shit

then it was revealed that the guy is gonna work for the train company

they show him his workplace and he starts crying when he sees his name on the screen


avengers: world war 2

that's the only thing i remember

getting rid of windows 10 on my laptop

trying to find where to swim in the river

while it's september and with my mom

watching porn

also developing a website using an old broken cms

also something related to a guy with a weird pet

i work for an american radio and we go to some southern town to have fun

there were also 2 dreams before that but i don't remember them

except one scene where my ass was covered in shit

me at some waterpark or shit

or more like a playground idk

being there involved using an app that was really similar to discord but was targeting families instead of gamers

it also had a built-in search engine and a web browser i guess

some really weird shit happened there

in the next dream i was on a vacation

it was near a body of water where a competition took place?

not really sure because i forgot a lot

i used some cool apps on my laptop to track something

also our english teacher was there and in the end i was given some task that i had to do in excel

[regarding the weird shit in the first dream] despite being targeted to families a lot of servers i visited were made of edgy gamers

also in one of the servers there was some old os with accounting software or something made into a web page

on one of the servers there was minecraft playing in the background

and somehow at some point i managed to summon a naked transgender version of ariana grande

finally a nice long dream

the cowboy throw

in order to execute it you have to get behind the person and launch him in the air at the 45 degree angle

i think i was launched once and was running at an extremely fast speed afterwards

also there was something related to spongebob

i remember a couple of scenes

a scene where i'm riding a car instead of marshrutka in the early morning with no light

a scene where a girl talks about her broken robot and how good it was

a scene with tom scott swimming in the pool while fat guys are trying to ride an inflatable pillow

the scenes were alledgedly connected by a post-apocalyptic plot

episode of a show about the near future where people are basically enslaved by the government which doesn't give a shit about them nor the planet

there's a scene where they make one group of people attack the other but they fail because they recognize it

the whole thing ends with a very muscular version of [my groupmate] taking a sit on a metal rod with his ass

complete mess but i remember a couple of scenes

programming class where by the end we had to write a video game

the options offered were flappy bird which i chose and tetris i think

people in costumes fighting on the road

something related to a weird video game and planes shown on a tablet pc

joker who was put in a fake prison is being interviewed

one scene near grandma's house

she opened someone's car and there was a cat inside

one scene of an episode of some show

like fiction and it was about space i think

one scene that i just forgot

it was about my dad watching an anime

it had a name which i absolutely couldn't remember and it had a very unique african atmosphere

too bad it doesn't exist in real life

it also had several games about it including one for snes

also there was a scene where i came to study covered in a towel only

also i didn't take a shower

both in dream and real life

kde car

sister's room good


playing video games

one had a very surreal setting and had very weird and unrecognizable things in it

it was also supposedly inspired by undertale but idk

another one had some undertale characters but otherwise was a completely different game

there was a scene with driving in the desert and a scene where sans was fed chocolate and somehow it damaged him

there was also other games but i forgot them

someone shows me the code of sonic the hedgehog

i don't understand it

just me and the boys doing random shit

i think we all made a website on our own

before that i think maybe several dreams before that there was another dream

it was about virtual worlds that are somehow created by the person's mind and they were having adventures there

like trying to find a perfect one but failing idk

the worlds were small like room sized

also i think it was a tv series

the atmosphere there was pretty bittersweet and i really like it

our class going on a trip somewhere with my dad

before that there was also something trip related but i forgot

web browser taste test

[fell asleep and woke up again]

veritasium on youtube

there were videos about the future and the past

one of them was a fictional movie

[fell asleep and woke up again]

writing a wayland display manager for linux in python

it was pretty interesting and i might even do it

dark flooded basement with never gonna give you up playing

my laptop on the beach

also some classes for which i was late

just like i will today

also my grandma was there

and there was a scene where i changed my height according to the grade

indescribable mess

in one dream there were 2 video games from the same series

i don't remember the first one but the second one was basically outlast but not scary and 2d

they were kinda famous and had an interesting development history or shit

in another dream there was a tv series with some paranormal shit happening

it was set in a school and the main characters were 2 shy girls and 1 guy

one shy girl was involved in paranormal shit and the others weren't

in the last dream i remember there was a very steep road

apparently it was in japan and the main character were going biking there

water slides

lots of them in different situations

including pornographic ones at the end

video game about being on a spaceship

[the person I'm writing to] inspired me to add new things to it

for example an ability to wash your ass and an item called bottle of piss

walking in the woods depressed with my relative

[fell asleep and woke up again]

making up a programming language while crawling barely alive home

the photos of our local governer's ass were leaked

everyone went crazy and started sharing them

some people even got fired for doing it

also there was a random scene where different characters played by the same person wear a hat or something

also ice spinning because of some physics shit in an underpass

[fell asleep and woke up again]

postapocalyptic dystopia

also i was taking a shit

i think there was something like the matrix

  1. a story about a girl who's actually a robot murdering people in her village
  2. an old couple dating each other
  1. main characters going to the concert of some heavy metal band
  2. a nuclear wastewater container having a pipe through which cars can drive

first there was a lot of people on flying (via balloons) cars trying to get through what seemed to be a traffic jam

then some lady stopped them and started explaining some physics shit

more specifically what world we would live in if a certain chemical would behave differently

the speech was repeated several times in several places but in the end she had to go because of some business

also there was a random scene where i ask my parents if they're okay with me changing my legal name

i think it was from another dream where i was going to the place i'm studying at or something


either a space station or the moon

at first i was just just exploring the thing

then there were some conflicts idk

in the end there were emergency bells installed and i was surveying people

a guy fills the pool with shark semen seaweed and green hair dye and spends 2 entire weeks there in complete darkness

he's absolutely devastated

there was a scene with several anthropomorphic sharks one of which was trying to fuck me in the ass

also in one scene the pool felt like my bathtub and in another scene in had a whole bus submerged into it

looking for porn but accidentally discovering my old accounts

for some reason i really wanted to masturbate but my parents and sister were constantly disturbing me

the website where i was looking for it had a simple plain design

there people mainly posted gifs and videos i think

the accounts i discovered had mentions of my old nicknames which i actually didn't have irl

  1. studying in a foreign college where someone has a complaint on my website
  2. riding markiplier's neck while he explains his videos

trying to install my old point and click games but failing

just like in real life

  1. something about 2 shops one of which is branded and one is regular

the branded one was illegal or something and i shouldn't've been visiting it or whatever

  1. i download a video game demo from the internet and it turns out to be very emotional and one of the best things i've ever played

it takes me some time to find out where exactly i downloaded it from but it turns out to be a rando from neocities

  1. watching a kirby let's play in the kitchen while my clothes are being washed in the microwave

my mom proposes an idea that they're all not real and are just a product of my imagination and it really fucks with my brain

successfully playing that damn point and click games

alexei shevtsov talking about the game the call of duty for playstation six

it had large open world and realistic graphics but could barely run at 60 fps in full hd

before that there was a dream where i was in thailand

i swam too much and had to be taken to a doctor

also we discovered some nes game while visiting an abandoned building

  1. a human colony on the moon after an apocalypse on earth

  2. trying to play minecraft on our group's server

planning to reveal my date of birth and the city on my website

also talking to some foreign boy while walking in the city nearby

playing an undertale-like game in the bathtub while masturbating

also i was a like 30-year-old dude who've probably killed someone

[fell asleep and woke up again]

trying to write a wayland compositor

also talking to some foreign guy which has an apartment similar to my grandma's old one

also going to some abandoned ship and choosing my new legal name

a bunch of guys driving cars noclipped out of reality or something and got stuck deep underground

it took them some effort to transform their cars into a giant missile to get out

then there was random shit involving them me and my relative

some of the groupmates made an appearance too

messing around with my rice

it happened near a pool where my mom and i were swimming and on some lecture

also in one scene i had a second black laptop

deltarune chapter 2?

it was really creepy and didn't have anything to do with the first chapter

the main characters were replaced with ones from the puff puppy and such people as dio and hitler made an appearance

after i played the game i watched the video of the leak of third chapter i think

i downloaded the leaked files and started browsing through them

there was a mobile game or something and a couple of cutscenes were videos

after the game i was suddenly in some pool or a lake driving an inflatable shit

some guys were trying to hunt me down for using a specific video hosting

also someone was announcing to check out their online library

  1. tony stark battling thanos and destroying the planet in the process
  2. playing i wanna be the boshy and not dying for some reason

playing an outlast-like game

there were multiple underground levels

also a desert level with terrorists

i got shot in the head by one and woke up

  1. participating in some hackery stuff via irc or something
  2. making some shit for my website but it's actually about another person (what?)
  3. an entertainment tv series that gradually blended with the previous dream

there was a scene where davie504 renamed himself to just "Davie"

it was about games for nonexistent video game consoles

one was called CD-I (but somehow standed for Spacetime Continuum something) and one Game Boy Cadets

both had a kirby game

in one kirby could teleport and in the other he gained an ability by standing on a triangle with the picture of the ability

the first one had a deep lore that involved pseudo-scientific shit

  1. programming a video game in c
  2. a bad guy doing bad things such as minting fake coins
  3. waiting until every organic thing on earth gets eliminated by some entity

doctor emmett brown

some multi-level dream shit was happening and i was telling him about that

a video game by toby fox again

this time in this universe he's a girl

i'm not sure what the game was about but it started in honolulu in 1970

the main character traveled somewhere and discovered an island or shit

there was a cutscene where they fall down the waterfall and sing

this was later performed by toby herself in front of an audience

later the main character met a baako-like character

that's about it with the game since i'm not sure if there even was a villain

something related to having super powers

something related to statistics

idk weird shit

spending the break somewhere

there were ice sculptures and a restroom made of ice

the whole thing had a bugzilla issue tracker