2023-01-26
Section titled '2023-01-26'It was a movie that was titled Morbius for some reason. Haven't seen the actual one. It was a distant future dystopia where people couldn't sleep on their own and had to pay to get sleeped. Most big companies in the world were conglomerates based on a sleep company. The biggest one was in Russia, but I don't remember its name. It was basically a state actor that controlled and supplied your entire life. It was kinda weird because they reviewed their employees everyday and killed some by breaking their necks. There was a scene where the main character blew their headquarters up, and it somehow affected another company in the Netherlands. Also there was some point and click game with cool sound effects, but I don't think it was inside the movie.
Time traveling fish in space. Also some car racing. It was probably a cartoon.
2023-01-27
Section titled '2023-01-27'It was middle school. We were given some shitty personality tests and separated into groups to play some stupid game. At one point we were closed into separate rooms and given special tasks. For some reason, I was in the "creator" group, so I was told to make something with my hands. I spent, like, a solid 20 minutes trying to come up with what to make, but I ended up choosing to paint a gradient brick wall on a 300 mL water bottle shaped piece of paper. I couldn't even do that.
2023-01-28
Section titled '2023-01-28'Some kinda video game that was basically Heroes of Might and Magic III but in the style of Undertale. But it also had difficulty settings like Doom where you could barely play on the highest one. Just like both games, it had a shitton of mods, and it also had a weird plot about a family of humanoid dogs of different colors, some of whom got lost or some other scary shit happened to them. It had that sort of Five Nights at Freddy's vibe to it.
There were other dreams, but I remember nothing about them except the fact that they were nightmares and they took place in real life. They might've involved people from college, but I can barely recall anything at this point.
2023-02-11
Section titled '2023-02-11'I was a plumber in it. I participated in a weird annual competition that took place "near Kazan" but it looked like Chicago on the map. The point of the competition was to strap people on top of each other by making the one on top put their ass on the shoulders of the one on the bottom. The longer the whole chain lasted, the better were the rewards? Honestly, I'm not sure because now it sounds like nonsense to me. Anyway, three were several dozen people there. I was the one on the very top. The whole thing lasted for way too long. I think it was 1 hour 49 minutes. I was so tired of it that I decided to just jump off it on some platform and finally go take a piss. Apparently people weren't happy about that and started blaming everything on me. I remember that there were 4chan posts and a Wikipedia article. One of the sections of the latter was called "The Fuckup of 01:49".
2023-02-16
Section titled '2023-02-16'i had a dream about palpatine
where he was being inagurated
he said something like he was a great ruler and was doing things consistently
+ that the galactic republic existed for longer than the brirish empire
he mentioned queen elizabeth and that he wished someone from her family heard that but he didn't know king charles was in the room
2023-02-20
Section titled '2023-02-20'my dream ended with me writing the following message to my friend in vk:
#marvel #ant-man #big_cock
2023-02-26
Section titled '2023-02-26'Those were some weird dreams.
In one, I was talking to my friend and they mentioned some building. The name was similar to "TikTok house", but it was slightly different. It was, like, "pikpok building"? Not sure. But there were like several subdreams where I described that to them in great detail.
One dream was me playing Deltarune. It was the ending of the last chapter, I guess. It was revealed that Chara was a business partner of Frisk, but they had a conflict over money, and now one is seeking revenge over the other. What???
I don't know how to even explain the last dream. Basically, I was a fish, and the whole thing was set in some kind of sentient fish society. I guess I was in their capital because you could see their ruler. The whole city looked like a giant shopping mall that you could swim up and down in because it was all filled with water. Mostly the dream was some generic shit with societal problems that regular people have, except a couple of scenes. Apparently they had 2 rulers and they were switching every year for like a couple of months because one of them went into hibernation or some shit. You couldn't mention that to them and had to pretend that they're the only ruler. No fucking idea what that was about. There was also something about stealing eggs of other fish. I think i did it myself a couple of times. The place where i did it had the vibe of like a third world country (like Turkey). By the end of the dream, some unexplainable shit started happening, and all the fish turned into real people. What. The. Fuck.
2023-03-01
Section titled '2023-03-01'elephants cosplaying as cats
this was in my dream
no elaboration will be provided
2023-03-08
Section titled '2023-03-08'had a dream where my dad was watching some movie about wolfs taking over the planet
it was called something like
Gladiator 2
and apparently it was both part of the star trek universe and the half life universe
no idea how
2023-03-13
Section titled '2023-03-13'so i dreamed of realizing i was in a dream
i asked the "dream" to show me mexico city in 1983
what i got was basically my current city but looking like a generic big russian city
+ there was a giant mall but the only thing it sold was "swatchers"
not swatches but swatchers
no idea what that is
the last dream was some insane crap and i still don't really understand it
it was like
i was reliving my own life but with each recreation of the universe i could change something?
or maybe it was like i was observing my own life while i wasn't in control of it
anyway weird shit happened
mostly it was from like the middle school period
2023-03-14
Section titled '2023-03-14'ashoka hired black panther to defeat darth vader together
but it turned out he made some factory or shit so she voluntarily gave up?
it kinda looked like lego star wars
2023-03-22
Section titled '2023-03-22'just had a middle school nightmare
my favorite
the dream was basically
first i was in the restroom which looked nearly completely destroyed
it took me way too long to figure everything out so i was late to the p.e. class
it led to a massive scandal so i just fled the next class while screaming
2023-03-23
Section titled '2023-03-23'i had a dream where obama went insane and isolated himself on a private territory with a lot of weapons
2023-04-03
Section titled '2023-04-03'i had another dream where i had to go back to siberia
but it was like
even weirder
i can't quite recall the details tho
2023-04-04
Section titled '2023-04-04'anarchy minecraft server but irl
i have no other way of describing it
2023-04-09
Section titled '2023-04-09'my dream was an incoherent mess
it was a family trip
like the whole family including me
i think it was in a private bus
we were in the u.s.
can't quite remember which state
but i think it was in the south
like texas or some shit
2023-04-12
Section titled '2023-04-12'a mentally ill 13 year old killed their sibling who was also their classmate because of a reddit post
the news picked it up and the shit hit the fan
i watched it all unwrap in real time
weird dream ngl
2023-04-30
Section titled '2023-04-30'i think i saw a breaking bad nintendo game in my dream
there was like a black and white pixel art and a dialogue box that had the word "waltuh"
probably a game boy game
2023-05-03
Section titled '2023-05-03'middle school nightmare
but with time travel
and mind manipulation
unexplainable shit but jeuspaldbfbf
weird dream
2023-05-08
Section titled '2023-05-08'had a dream that i was still in college
there was a "drawing" lesson for some reason
the homework we were given was something like
"Make a program that calculates the angle of a right polygon with N sides using 3 different methods. The program must accept any valid input up to 1 petbytes."
idk what exactly but i fucked it up because i misheard the task and i was anxious about it
+ i was making some weird presentation right on a different class
2023-05-12
Section titled '2023-05-12'watching youtube videos about 2 minecraft youtubers shitting on each other
figuratively
2023-05-13
Section titled '2023-05-13'the dreams i had today were really fucking weird
not quite a nightmare but i can't even put into words what happened
it was like a blend between the real life and a video game with elements of time travel
+ i and my family were planning to travel somewhere?
weird shit
2023-05-16
Section titled '2023-05-16'had a weird dream
it was a mix of being in school, a prison, and that mental hospital
+ i could use minecraft commands somehow
2023-05-24
Section titled '2023-05-24'btw i think i remember the dream
it was like a cancelled sequel from gunbuster from the 90s
that only had one episode released
it involved a time travel plot but otherwise was boring
2023-05-28
Section titled '2023-05-28'deltarune being released
again but quite more elaborate in this time
here it was like
he secretly released the soundtrack before the game itself
+ talked about shit on some youtube show that was called something like "X-COM" (same as a video game?)
so he like revealed some information
the game had 4 chapters (not 6) and there was apparently long race scene
+ there was a pink bunny character called
actually i don't remember the name completely
it ended with -berry but i don't remember the first part
it was some rare red berry
+ this character had a slapper theme
can't really recall anything about it but the fact it sounded really funky
i think there was also a character called "Mr. Dark"
can't remember anything else
i shleep
remembered one more thing
the was a young bear like character with light fur and really big muscles that was somehow paralyzed
who was apparently also present in undertale
2023-05-29
Section titled '2023-05-29'i kept having nightmares and then waking up but each time it turned out i didn't actually wake up
it was an in-dream
they were set here and shit like me losing money online or getting humiliated was happening
+ a few scenes where i just levitate (somehow)
there was a funny scene where i decided to look at my hands to see if i'm still dreaming
both of my hands had 6 fingers each
i thought "okay i'm probably just really stressed and can't count" and went along
2023-06-06
Section titled '2023-06-06'i had a dream which was a generic romance anime
but it was like actually 2d
i don't really remember the plot but there were multiple universe resets and time travel
+ 1 episode took place in minecraft
but it was also 2d
the main character was trying to like fix some shit idk
it was a guy with a blue bowl haircut
2023-06-21
Section titled '2023-06-21'middle school
we had to take a plane from greenland to canada as an exercise (for some reason)
you were meant to bring something but i forgot it
the plane was flying for several days
after the first day they "turned off the heating" to see if we're prepared to survive in cold weather
after one more day a teacher came and forced everyone to jump straight up and break their neck against the roof
he did the same to the pilot and there was only one
this is where the dream ended
2023-06-26
Section titled '2023-06-26'i had a weird flight ability in my dream today again
also it was like another russian city but one i've never been to
with bizarre geography and planning
[the flight was] like the minecraft elytra
you go up and then really slowly go down
but you activate it with a certain pose
i'm not sure how i go up
but i certainly do because i have to do it once in a while
didn't have it in this dream but in the previous one i had to avoid electric wires
like not touch them while flying down
they were also way too high in the air for some reason
2023-06-27
Section titled '2023-06-27'nightmare
several of them
prison like places that kinda resemble that mental hospital i was in
the last one was like 2 futuristic buildings guarded by robots
and destroying them would kill everyone on the planet
2023-06-28
Section titled '2023-06-28'firefox partnered with oracle of all people to make a new home page for firefox
it was really bad and looked like it was straight out of android for some reason
+ it used a framework called Twink
(which was an acronym that stood for something)
i knew that framework in the dream apparently
there was an option to go to the previous one but i had troubles using my mouse or some shit
+ there was something related to windows xp on my pc, replacing my cpu to a shittier one, and my nose being stuck really bad
my middle school teacher somehow was related to that too
2023-06-29
Section titled '2023-06-29'elevator but when you do to the -1st floor you get suddenly flushed down and then you float up to the surface
supposedly intended for fishpeople
i don't remember the rest of the dream but it was some underwater society
2023-07-13
Section titled '2023-07-13'[my friend was] there and it was a history class or something (not sure)
[they were] however apparently already employed
at the end of the dream [they] mentioned that [they] "have only 10 hours to finish the report" (for the work)
+ there was something about me eating paper to which [they] replied "you may have digestive issues"
2023-07-14
Section titled '2023-07-14'i remember a few scenes
in one it was a biology class i think but for some reason i was sitting in a small swimming pool
i suddenly started shitting myself and i had to make it so no one notices that
the shit was coming out in like small elliptical pieces that didn't dissolve
i had a mental breakdown later because i couldn't go home
but somehow later there was a scene where i went to the waterpark with my grandma
idk how these 2 relate
there was also some jojo stand called "heaven's gate" (not to be confused with heaven's door)
it looked like a pale magenta alien from like the alien movie but more anthropomorphic
i think it didn't really have any abilities which sounds useless
+ there was a scene where 2 people were detained and driven over a really long bridge
that took like a month to drive
but it was night the whole time
for some reason they liked it and decided to go back there later but with macaroni (what)
[city with a lake] was mentioned and it somehow related to that but one of the people wasn't sure about the name and also said some other name that sounded vaguely eastern european
2023-07-16
Section titled '2023-07-16'walking around with my dad and sister outside
+ there was a couple of weird scenes
we found a cat on the street and decided to keep it as ours
it had light fur so we called it сырник
possibly the worst name for a cat what the fuck
i decided to wash it so i went to the bathroom and asked my mom how she washes cats
apparently i had to sit down in the bathtub with the cat and brush it with a comb
i tried to do that but like the tap right before the shower head broke
it opened a stream that somehow bounced off the walls and formed a 3d hexagonal shape
also somehow it looked like the cat had very little fur after being wet
2023-07-22
Section titled '2023-07-22'some youtuber with a heavy british accent talking about why his new electric car sucks and why he hates the brand
2023-07-26
Section titled '2023-07-26'orange invincibility potion called "winx"
2023-07-28
Section titled '2023-07-28'i was visiting polanf
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allegedly the capital but it wasn't warsaw
my mission was to destroy some criminal organization
i think in the end half of the city got killed
idk what that was
2023-07-29
Section titled '2023-07-29'i lived in an общага of some school/college
i wasn't doing great academically and the director would visit and mock me
the building itself was located in the middle of the sea
2023-07-30
Section titled '2023-07-30'i forgot the dream
it was interesting tho
2023-07-31
Section titled '2023-07-31'it's 2011 and me and my family traveled to "sochi" by car
don't remember the trip itself but when we arrived i was quite happy
it was raining but just a bit and there was greenery everywhere
we were running on tram tracks with my mom but there were no trams
2023-08-02
Section titled '2023-08-02'it was some kind of place i couldn't leave
like that mental hospital back then
except i had internet and i had to drink beer?
i remember thinking like "i survived it before i'll survive it now"
i had a roommate i think and everyone lived in rooms that are located in separate buildings
2023-08-08
Section titled '2023-08-08'- a guy from one of the discord servers i'm in sends a picture of an american neighborhood. it looks like a bunch of fake houses for rich people and i'm in disbelief that people actually live here
- some weird scene where i updated my pc's firmware and the boot interface changed
it looked like a tv from 2000s
with a stretched aspect ratio and skeuomorphic icons
i was trying to debug windows booting for some reason
- something about "automatic online ads were invented in 1996"
- a girl driving down the street in a bike throwing fishbowls filled with water behind her shocking a random pedestrian
2023-08-18
Section titled '2023-08-18'music album with a custom video game
except the custom video game is just a real time animated car trip where the album itself is playing for the whole duration of the trip
you can move around in the car but can't stop the car itself
2023-08-27
Section titled '2023-08-27'character from my dream:
Captain Christmas
it was a middle aged dude without a beard and just unshaved face in a red christmas constume
2023-08-28
Section titled '2023-08-28'getting kicked out of the second year of college because a teacher accused me of coprophilia
i think it was the p.e. teacher
that young woman who was an asshole
the college looked like the real one but everything was in english for some reason
2023-08-29
Section titled '2023-08-29'college
there was a famiclone in the hallway which i assume was installed there for demo purposes
[my friend] discovered that it was an intel machine with 1 gig of ram and installed the wii version of mario
the game itself was closer to sonic in gameplay tho and had nothing else in common with either
it was like a cyberpunk city with pipes everywhere
and the main character (you could select one from a bunch of human teenagers) was rolling in them and getting launched
2023-08-30
Section titled '2023-08-30'- vr video game
probably battle royale
it had a like sunny and positive atmosphere
there was a bug where you could go out of bounds and just fly
i liked exploiting it
- me not being able to watch a movie in the cinema because of some bullshit
- some humans vs zombies irl roleplay which i was part of
it happened at night
+ i remember this line of dialogue
(talking about a nuclear submarine that acted as a power station)
- did you add any emergency air vents?
- no but we included enough water to make death not as painful
not sure what air vents would mean in the context of a submarine
2023-08-31
Section titled '2023-08-31'tony stark and walter white force choking each other while levitating inside the house
2023-09-02
Section titled '2023-09-02'song from my dream:
George Benson - Nocturnal Necronomicon
it was like
a new song
late 2010s
can't remember the song itself tho unfortunately
+ i think it was released under an alternative name and it sounded really stupid
it was like The Sky but the second word was misspelled
i don't remember how exactly thoo
2023-09-10
Section titled '2023-09-10'i have to drive a car but i can't
2023-09-15
Section titled '2023-09-15'hard to describe but basically it was i guess an alternate universe where the only difference from this one was that the wildlife in the oceans and seas was much more populous and dangerous
i think there was also about "sea dinosaurs" but i'm not sure
either way
this city had some kind of canyon filled with water that you could swim in
which was like a popular tourist attraction
there wasn't any like dangerous sea life because it was filtered out or some shit
i think there was also an underground version of it but i'm not sure if it was like a separate place or just a region of the same canyon
most of the dream was mundane stuff like me talking to people and having minor conflicts with family and friends over stuff
i can't remember what exactly happened but i felt like i betrayed some guy while visiting that canyon
the canyon itself looked really cool btw
borderline outlandish but so cool that i'd actually visit it
this dream however either ended on some point or i just started watching youtube in it
because i remember seeing 2 videos
1 was some event from 2016 i think where a bunch of popular youtubers participated in some challenge and they had to run away from someone
i'm certain one youtuber was idubbbz and there was one more who was later revealed to be trans
i don't know any youtubers that match the look i saw
the second dream was a breaking bad documentary
like how they shot the movie
the only thing i really remember is that "interior shots were shot in a separate studio in california"
idk why the fuck they'd do that but the narrator gave some justification
2023-09-17
Section titled '2023-09-17'me and my family were going to some city via the mountains
my mom was driving somehow
her driving was quite reckless considering how insane the mountains were but neither i nor everyone else complained in the dream
in the middle of the trip we had to stop at night
we couldn't go anywhere for several hours because either something was broken or the weather condition
likely the second because when i asked why i was pointed out that you can't see shit outside
like you could see a meter in front of you and after that it was completely black
i imagined a few terrible scenarios like "what if i went outside and hopped on the tail of a random train" and "what if that train ended up in moscow and not my destination"
either way at some point we could leave and we successfully arrived
it wasn't any real city i'm familiar with
for some reason i had to visit a p.e. lesson afterwards which was led by my college history teacher
she told me to fuck off because she couldn't believe i was a whole day late accidentally
btw forgot to mention it but for context: when it was dark we didn't just stop at the side of the road
there was a small shop or some shit with a couple of other people and lighting
makes no sense for it to be in the mountains but still
also i think there was a scene where i realized that jerma and the guy who plays the american psycho are the same person
obviously bullshit but sounded convincing in the dream
2023-09-20
Section titled '2023-09-20'i had some technology that you could use to play a video game using only your senses and optionally make yourself unaware that you're inside a video game
so kinda like matrix but time limited and without accidentally killing yourself
most of the dream was some kind of cursed semi-prison semi-sanatorium where i wasn't told how long i'm gonna be there
and i think it was the only one where i wasn't aware that i'm in a video game
after the time ran out i got interested what kind of people play these games
i assume my memories got preserved or something after i left
i scanned a few servers for the operating system the players use and i found that it was mostly windows and linux but players were mostly concentrated in bubbles
+ there was one server where 1/3 of players were using bsd
after that i joined a homm3-like first person game and a game with large soviet building
kinda looked like a castle but it wasn't
the interior was almost completely wooden and the people there weren't aware of the fact that it's a video game
i don't think they were actual people tho but most likely npcs
regardless i tried to find a good game to join and there was a primitive survival kind of thing with a settlement and people speaking indian
i think i left it shortly after
i don't remember what the last game was but it crashed
not like the dream crashed and i woke up but the game inside the dream
i think i probably wasn't aware that i'm inside a game due to my surprise that this crash didn't leave me stuck inside it
so there prolly were failsafes or something
anyway i think it just dropped me into the command line with the name of some weird unix signal
like SIGSYSTEMRESET
complete nonsense but i tried to justify it somehow
i'm not sure where the command line was tho because i don't remember any monitor
2023-09-28
Section titled '2023-09-28'can't remember the details but i think it was like postapocalypse
although i think there was a scene where i was in something like a college idk how that fits
anyway there was a scene where i asked some guy "how do i wake up" and he told me that he won't tell me that
also in the college scene the teacher used some term i'd never heard before to describe the task
but everyone else assumed that it'll be real hard hearing it
the teacher asked to like measure how long it'll take to solve it because she couldn't it herself or some shit?
idk how it makes any sense but people started trolling her by saying really large numbers
2023-10-05
Section titled '2023-10-05'i wake up in someone else's apartment in a different city and try to calm down the owners who have a mental breakdown after that
after that it was some cursed marvel movie but irl
2023-10-24
Section titled '2023-10-24'i had a dream about some animated star wars show about obi wan
set after the live action series
years after i mean
2023-10-28
Section titled '2023-10-28'in my dream i was still in middle school and we had 5 classes
i think in the third class i did something slightly silly and people started humiliating me and laughing at me for the rest of the day
i think by the last class i hired some superhero in a blue suit (he kinda looked like he was from the Incredibles) who just fucking shot all of them in the head
2023-11-08
Section titled '2023-11-08'it was a math class in college
[math teacher] gave us an actual fuckton of tasks and all for one class
it was like 20 different ones with half of them being extensively modified and you were supposed to write down how
the last task (also modified) was something like this:
A family has 24000 kg of cucumbers which they can survive solely on for 2 years. How long would they be able to survive if:
- The cucumbers were more wet
- They had 48000000 kg of them
the tasks themselves were from an old ass textbook from like the 80s which pages already got yellowed
i got so angry at him i was ready to punch him in the face but the alarm woke me up
2023-11-27
Section titled '2023-11-27'it's school (maybe college) and it's exam time
there are lots of people inside and they're all going to the uppermost 2 floors
they're walking the stairs except they're actually escalators (still working) that are covered in plastic boxes with food
2023-11-29
Section titled '2023-11-29'had a dream but i can't quite remember it
i remember it was summer and i was detained for something (college related?)
+ weird scenery
but not much else
2023-12-01
Section titled '2023-12-01'i was controlling a ghost in china
i think i tried to kill some student
2023-12-03
Section titled '2023-12-03'can't remember the dream but it ended inside a video game
i was watching a couple of characters carrying a dead body of a person i liked through a building
right after they entered the last from i got really fucking angry and grabbed one of them
i started grinding him against the wall (radiator?) and his flesh started coming off layer by layer like i was grating him
no blood tho
he was screaming "i'm dying" and he was done in a couple of minutes
the other guy was just watching
i woke up right after
2023-12-17
Section titled '2023-12-17'some british colony near new zealand and its space program that got fucked over because of colonialism or some shit
2023-12-18
Section titled '2023-12-18'i was playing video games from the venom franchise and 3 of them (3, 4, 6 out of 6 total) were shitty reskins of homm3 but official
2023-12-23
Section titled '2023-12-23'shitty amateur superhero movie
something they'd show on the tv for grandmas with bad acting and bad cgi
there were scenes of the main character's childhood and him flying somewhere by plane
by the last act he was like 30 and in some big ass futuristic city a la cloud city but one the ground
+ he could fly with some fucked up iron man like implants
i think he got a call or something but anyway he flew to provoke some boy in order to help him
the boy could fly in his own like superman
their dialogue was about as follows:
- why are you even wearing gloves?
- i'm a farmer, dumbass. now why are you?
- my father was a twink. he'd grab 2 cocks at once - a big one and a small one. sometimes, he'd grab the small one and it'd get hard instantly
i don't remember the rest of the dialogue but this was like in the beginning
anyway they flew to a random shitty apartment and entered someone's brain
i guess they did it to find out where he is because later there was some dad with his entire lower body stuck in the floor
he was saying shit like "if i don't survive it's not your fault" while obviously he could be pulled out of there
i woke up right after
2023-12-24
Section titled '2023-12-24'- youtube video called "how i trolled the church"
a guy joined a zoom call of a pope or something without him noticing
and started playing some brass musical instrument
the pope noticed and everyone started laughing
- fucked up school day
it wasn't any real school or college i've been to
+ it was set during summer on the beach
i remember being with 2 people: a generic guy and an insane girl who likes to steal shit
we were sitting in a hut and she successfully managed to pocket the tv and towels in it somehow
i was worried about getting told off for that
i remember there were a couple of teachers but i don't remember any classes
i do however remember launching myself in the air and then dropping into water and having to swim up for like 20 meters
i think it either happened twice or i decided not to do it the second time because i remember thinking that it'd be bad if this happened again
- going back home from school
a different school
this time it was a soviet school during winter
my backpack was so fucking heavy i could barely carry it
it's like there were bricks in it
some grandma suggested me to take a bus but i couldn't remember my address
the bus drove near and it was like a big marshrutka and the front of it said "common uaz"
unrelated to the dreams but it took me like an hour of torture in bed to actually fall asleep and i also woke up between dreams 1 and 2 at 6 am and had to do it all over again
the sleep quality was awful too
idk why it happened today