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There are too many of them, so this story needs to be told in several acts.

Rest in piss.

Date: 2012 to 2013

It's probably still possible to find some of them. Here's a list of the videos I still remember capturing:

Date: 2013

It was named after a random Minecraft skin I liked. I'm not sure if I even uploaded a single video there, but it existed. Maybe it even became the next one by being renamed? I don't remember.

Date: 2013 to 2014

This channel, named after a fictional media outlet, was the only non-halfassed YouTube channel for which I regularly made videos and kinda even talked to the audience. It had about 300 videos and half a thousand subscribers. I even remember making my own "mods" using some GUI program to "review" them. I also reviewed other people and some video games, and oh god, it was cringy as fuck.

The whole channel was completely purged one day because I thought "the videos were complete fucking garbage." As far as I know, all known backups of it have been lost. The channel's social media is possibly still intact, but I wouldn't call it alive even if it is.

I attempted to make a new channel twice afterwards, both times using a completely stupid name, but failed. First time, because I decided to make animated clips despite my practically non-existent knowledge of animation. Second time, because I didn't even know what I wanted. Both were probably for the better.

Date: 2016 to 2018

A more casual channel, where I posted funny shit for me and my friends. It mostly consisted of funny surreal montages and was deleted one day with some backups still remaining... sigh on PornHub.

Date: 2016 to 2017

A modified version of ToberUberStobe with a shitton of inside jokes and nonsensical humor. A backup has been recently discovered, but I can't share it publicly.

Date: 2016-12 to 2022-02

Cringy self-referential video game about making an LDJAM 37 entry, made for LDJAM 37. I forgot to back up the last traces of it when getting rid of my old account.

Date: 2017-04-22 to 2017-0X

Small video game that parodies Russian pseudo-patriots I made as an LDJAM 38 entry. It was completely wiped out with no backups left because I thought I'd get in legal trouble for some reason.

Date: 2017

Maze video game, where you have to write code to progress. It was being made for some competition or shit, which I hated, and the project was abandoned on an early stage with only 0 to 1 possible backups left, to which I have no access. The game featured a Game Boy-like video memory structure, which you had to fill with bitmapped drawings.

Date: 2017

Just me doing weird shit on a "green screen" (actually, a wall, which I crappily cut off frame by frame in GIMP) on top of edited public domain backgrounds. The thing itself was completely annihilated with absolutely no backups of anything left, but, luckily, I remembered it in great detail, so here's the screenplay.

Date: 2018

My friend and I had an idea to make an amateur movie using some ideas we've come up with. All of the mockups and the plot were lost, but recovery is still probably possible.

Date: 2018

alantutorial parody, where I just sit in the bathtub and say nonsense with an unintelligible voice. Only a single backup was made, and it's probably been lost.

Circa 2015 to 2018.

Date: 2015 to 2016

Exactly what it sounds like. Unfortunately, there are not the originals, since they were lost to time, but my best effort at recreating them from screenshots.

Date: 2015-1X to 2016-02-18

"Web browser" made using MSHTML and later NWJS. Pretty weird choice for the first JavaScript project, isn't it?

Date: 2016-03-25 to 2016-04-28

"The revival" of NullBrowser.

Date: 2016-06-21 to 2016-09-06

BrainFuck compiler made in JavaScript for educational purposes.

Date: 2016-08-21 to 2016-09-05

Yet another reborn of NblmBrowser.

Date: 2016-08-31 to 2016-09-05

Viewnior copycat I decided to make because I thought I needed to release more shit that uses NWJS.

Date: 2016-09-24 to 2019-11-09

This game is a tale on itself. A tale of how you shouldn't try to make a game before you have a slightest idea how unless you really want to suffer.

The idea was simple: combining ideas from such games as Minecraft and Stranded II and using them in a slightly unusual and relatable (soviet) setting. A good person that could design the game and draw some sprites was even found (my friend), but there was a little problem: I barely knew JavaScript and absolutely didn't know how to make video games. Well, I still don't, but it's not so important. Expectedly, the game went through multiple layers of development hell and was never finished enough to be actually playable by non-masochists. We still had a lot of fun though :)

Date: 2016-12-09 to 2016-12-11

My LDJAM 37 entry. The game is literally about me making this game. It's fucking awful. I don't want to ever remember making it.

Date: 2017-02-07 to 2019-01-26

Very bad implementation of a ToberUberStobe multiplayer server.

Date: 2017-04-28 to 2022-08-18

Some general guidelines that I was, of course, fully following when doing whatever I was doing.

Date: 2017-09-24 to 2019-02-16

Attempt at creating a public domain-like software license for no reason.

Date: 2018-02-18 to 2020-02-19

Funny script to mess up with your web page and fry your CPU.

Date: 2018-04-03 to 2020-02-29

Very bad HTML 5 game engine. The project was moved, renamed, and reborn multiple times and died while being rewritten to use Web Components.

Date: 2018-05-08 to 2019-07-09

Password generator that utilizes the whole Unicode range.

Circa 2019 to 2022.

Date: 2019-02-03 to 2022-08-18

Terminal emulator I made because I thought other ones were too bloated.

Date: 2019-02-21 to 2019-11-29

Programming language with a questionable concept but some good ideas. The project died even before being finished.

Date: 2019-05-01 to 2020-02-19

Alternative English alphabet I created for questionable reasons.

Date: 2019-07-24 to 2022-05-27

Not technically a failed writing project but rather something so cringy that it can't possibly be published. And yes, it was an actual Hong Kong 97 fanfic.

Date: 2019-11-09 to 2020-02-19

Hack to allow starting sway with a DM without using X11.

Date: 2020-02-02 to 2022-08-18

Menu I made because I thought dmenu wasn't bloated enough.

Date: 2020-11-24 to 2020-12-03

"Text editor" made as a college project.

Date: 2020-12-04 to 2022-09-08

JSON-based markup language that promised to fill the gap between JSON and XML.

Date: 2021-01-08 to 2021-01-18

Workaround for the touchpads with broken scrolling on Linux.

Date: 2021-03-30 to 2021-05-29

LAN messenger intended to look like it's from the 90s. Was made as a college project.

Date: 2021-05-27 to 2023-02-02

GNOME extension that partially fixes the touch mode detection on some laptops.

Date: 2021-10-20 to 2022-01-15

Simple web app that allows you to share files with your friends. Was made as a college project.

Date: 2021-11-02 to 2021-12-07

Fake airport website I made as a college project.

Date: 2021-11-26 to 2023-01-12

Bot that resends messages from Discord to VK and vice versa.

Date: 2021-11-29 to 2023-02-07

Truly a terrifying way to configure a server. Don't do this.

Date: 2021-12-12 to 2022-01-15

Console snake video game written in C# in 2 hours as a challenge.

Date: 2022-08-13 to 2023-01-12

You can consider this an alpha version of Webbotron.

Circa 2023 and ongoing.

Date: 2023-07-23 to 2024-05-08

Attempt at making an operating system for BlastMachine One in C. Made me reconsider ever programming in C again.