Glossary

Terms my friends and I came up with.

🐻

Meaning

1. Bruh moment.

Usage

Johnny, you're adopted.

🐻.

anal prolapse of the brain

Meaning

1. Unspecified illness.

Usage

Why didn't you attend school yesterday?

I had anal prolapse of the brain.

barse guitar

Etymology

Meaning

1. Musical instrument that uses ass hair as the strings.

Usage

Please stop playing your barse guitar.

bath-barf merger

Meaning

1. Combination of the English language mergers/splits that make the words bath and barf pronounced the same.

Usage

His English dialect has a bath-barf merger. I wonder where he's from.

bittershit

Etymology

Meaning

1. Something so disappointing that it doesn't make you feel anything.

Usage

I expected the film to have a happy ending but got a bittershit one instead.

Canadian lumberjack

Meaning

1. Hipster.
2. Person wearing a red-black checkered shirt.

Usage

I see you've got a Canadian lumberjack in your friend group.

clothing chair

Meaning

1. Chair used as a substitute for a closet or a cupboard in order to store clothes.

Usage

Get rid of your fucking clothing chair, I beg you. You're embarrassing our whole family.

colontag

Etymology

Meaning

1. Word or phrase followed by a colon character (:), used as a metadata tag.

Usage

idea: explain what a colontag is.

cutered

Etymology

Meaning

1. Hatred of a person because they look cuter than you.

Usage

Just looking at her induces cutered in me.

Death Star control panel

Meaning

1. Complicated user interface.

Usage

Would you like to try writing music with this brand new DAW? It's quite simple.

Sorry, I don't like dealing with Death Star control panels.

emotional exhibitionism

Meaning

1. Habit of exposing deeply personal information at inappropriate times.

Usage

You know, I once had to choke my own dog to death so I could save my life...

Why on Earth did have to say that while I'm having a lunch? You really are an emotional exhibitionist.

feeling drugged

Meaning

1. Act of having an unpleasant side effect from your medication.

Usage

Sorry, can't talk right now, I feel drugged.

gangster haircut

Meaning

1. Haircut where the head is shaved except for the bangs.

Usage

How could you tell he's Russian?

Just look at that gangster haircut.

groupmate

Etymology

Meaning

1. Classmate.
2. Member of the same group as you.

Usage

Alexei is my groupmate. He's a big pain in the ass.

HARPA

Etymology

Pronunciation

/hɑɹpə/

Meaning

1. Collection of intranet services available on the home.arpa domain name.

Usage

Hold on, gotta get that file from my HARPA.

hemmy

Meaning

1. Person from a certain hemisphere of the Earth.

Usage

Ya dang Southern hemmies!

horseshoe theory

Meaning

1. (computer science) Theory that suggests that extremely imperative and extremely declarative programming languages closely resemble each other rather than being at the opposite ends of the spectrum.

Usage

Assembly and Haskell are actually very similar languages according to the horseshoe theory.

What the fuck are you even talking about?

howo

Etymology

Meaning

1. Used for expression of being happily surprised and extremely curious at the same time.

Usage

I just launched Doom on my microwave.

howo.

IPv6 syndrome

Meaning

1. Phenomenon in which a new technology can't replace an older one solely due to how widespread the latter is.

Usage

I think Wayland may be suffering from the IPv6 syndrome.

Italian plumber

Meaning

1. Extremely masculine looking person.

Usage

Woah, your uncle truly is an Italian plumber.

John Buttocks

Meaning

1. Placeholder masculine name.

Usage

John Buttocks. John Buttocks. John Buttocks. John Buttocks.

LEGO apartment

Etymology

Meaning

1. Already furbished apartment that is planned to be completely renovated even before the purchase. Usually bought for its low price.

Usage

Can't afford a new house? I think you better go with a LEGO apartment then.

maintenance day

Etymology

Meaning

1. Day of the week entirely dedicated to housekeeping tasks.

Usage

No, not on Friday. That's my maintenance day.

malsolietsism

Etymology

Meaning

1. Belief that an unknowable god created you and only you to see you suffer.

Usage

Very interesting. Are you religious?

I'm a malsolietsist.

mental intoxication

Meaning

1. Temporary sense of the events happening to you not feeling real, caused by recently watching fictional media.

Usage

Are you okay?

I'm alright, it's just mental intoxication.

metaforgosis

Etymology

Meaning

1. Anger caused by not being able to remember what you were thinking about a few moments ago.

Usage

I failed the test after getting sidetracked by a sudden episode of metaforgosis.

microvlog

Etymology

Meaning

1. Online platform for sharing short videos.

Usage

Does my TikTok count as a microblog?

No, I'd say it's a microvlog.

please don't die

Meaning

1. Used for wishing luck to someone.

Usage

I have a math exam tomorrow.

Please don't die.

post-depression anime syndrome

Etymology

Meaning

1. Act of an anime director making fucked up shit due to depression.

Usage

What the hell was Hideaki Anno on in order to produce something as messed up as as Neon Genesis Evangelion?

He just had a post-depression anime syndrome.

preservation of service attack

Etymology

Meaning

1. Act of making a single local copy of someone's website by recursively downloading it.

Usage

I can't maintain my website anymore. It's way too expensive and time consuming for me.

I'm launching an immediate preservation of service attack!

reverse onomatopoeia

Meaning

1. Musical composition imitating human speech.

Usage

The guitar riff from the end of Electric Mistress by Jamiroquai is a good example of a reverse onomatopoeia.

resurrect Bruce Lee

Meaning

1. Do something impossible.

Usage

There's no use trying to resurrect Bruce Lee. Your liver won't be able to handle so much alcohol.

Samsung Smart Fridge 1.0

Meaning

1. Placeholder device hostname or user agent.

Usage

SamsungSmartFridge/1.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) SamsungWebKit/420.69 (KHTML, like Gecko)

sausage

Meaning

1. (music production) Audio track that had too much dynamic range compression applied to it.

Usage

Come on, you're not making dubstep! There's no need to make a sausage out of your song.

schya

Etymology

Meaning

1. Used to indicate that the speaker will proceed to do the given task soon.

Usage

When will you vacuum your damn room?

Schya.

security through ignorance

Etymology

Meaning

1. Reliance on making people ignorant about a certain topic by depriving their access to information as a means of control.

Usage

What is this company's opinion on labor unions?

Security through ignorance.

shitlongpost

Etymology

Meaning

1. Wall of text that's also a shitpost.

Usage

I really like your new article.

Thanks, it's a shitlongpost.

shitruff

Etymology

Meaning

1. Dry pieces of shit stuck in your ass hair after wiping.

Usage

Can someone recommend me an anti-shitruff shampoo?

shitss

Etymology

Meaning

1. Act of shitting and pissing at the same time.

Usage

One sec, Imma take a quick shitss.

sup qurl

Etymology

Pronunciation

/sʌpkɝl/

Meaning

1. Fancy way of greeting someone.

Usage

Sup qurl! How are you doing?

twink haircut

Meaning

1. Short middle-parted haircut usually worn by men.

Usage

Don't trust the man with a twink haircut.

übertrühen

Meaning

1. Placeholder German word.

Usage

Are you sure you know German?

Uhhhhhhhh... übertrühen??

webstie

Etymology

Meaning

1. Fellow webmaster you're friends with.

Usage

Hi webstie!

Yahoo syndrome

Meaning

1. Phenomenon in which a big company exists for so long that it accumulates too many services which get discontinued.

Usage

They killed off Stadia? Oh well, yet another victim of the Yahoo syndrome.

абобус

Etymology

Meaning

1. Shuttle bus.
2. Bus in general.

Usage

Я уже в абобусе.

булачька з гавном

Etymology

Meaning

1. Cheap pastry, usually with meat.

Usage

Пойду куплю булачьку з гавном, а то жрать нечего.

дигит

Etymology

Meaning

1. Digit.

Usage

Мой ранк в осу! - три дигита.

тортюра

Etymology

Meaning

1. Torture.

Usage

Происходит тортюра петуха и мяча.