Water
Date: 2002
Best drink ever created.
Sparkling water
Date: 200X
Literally the worst shit ever.
Santa Bremor smoked capelin caviar
Date: 2007
Instant hit for me ever since I first tried during my trip to Crimea. No other caviar can beat this.
By the way, don't buy the version with chunks of fish meat in it. That one sucks.
Vinegret
Date: 2007
I can't possibly imagine what kind of drug you have to be on to tolerate this kind of shit. This "salad" is pure evil that consists of the worst combination of vegetables and seasoning possible, and I get angry just by looking at it. Under no circumstance am I gonna eat this meal, even if someone tries to force me. I had enough of it in my childhood, so no, thank you.
Raw onions
Date: 200X
Okay, hear me out. I'm not cosplaying Shrek. I don't eat them like apples but rather chop them into multiple parts and eat with salt. If you're wondering why on Earth I'd do that, ask my mom because it's her who taught me this family tradition.
Kholodets
Date: 200X
Its smell alone is enough to make me throw up. Don't put it anywhere near me.
Grilnitsa Tsarskaya shawarma
Date: 2018
Really fucking expensive, but this is by far the best shawarma you can buy from a restaurant chain.