This is my best attempt at recalling every single movie I'd seen before 2020-04-05. The ones where I bothered to write a review are listed first. Everything is listed in the order I remembered.
Madagascar
Date: 2005
As I remember, this is the first movie I've ever seen. Or at least the one I've seen in an actual cinema.
Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi
My favorite Star Wars episode. It's cool.
Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
This one is also cool.
Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker
Date: 2019-1X
It's shit. They fucked up the connection between the episodes, and the whole thing is just not epic. Also it doesn't feel like a "Star" Wars movie.
Spaceballs
Date: 2017
This movie is better than Star Wars.
Tomb Raider
Date: 2018
I haven't played a single Tomb Raider game, but the movie is okay, I guess.
Wheels on Meals
Date: 2018
An amazing movie starring Jackie Chan. God bless Hong Kong 97 (the game) for making me discover it.
Drunken Master
Date: 2018
Another amazing movie with Jackie Chan. Also I had to watch it in Chinese, but it was even better like that.
Dora and the Lost City of Gold
Date: 2019
(I cringed a lot while watching, but) it was pretty good for children. I don't know why failed in the box office.
The Evil Dead
Date: 2018
It was pretty fun to watch, but I couldn't take its sequel.
Ant-Man and the Wasp
Date: 2018
I actually quite liked it. Also I've seen it before the first Ant-Man movie.
The Green Elephant
Date: 2018
An absolute masterpiece of shit. A movie can't get more fucked up than this. I like it.
The rest of them
- Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope
- Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back
- Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
- Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
- Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens
- Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi
- Shrek
- Shrek 2
- Shrek the Third
- Shrek Forever After
- The Matrix
- The Matrix Reloaded
- The Matrix Revolutions
- Forrest Gump
- The Shawshank Redemption
- Avengers: Endgame
- Avatar
- Avengers: Infinity War
- Ant-Man
- Iron Man
- Iron Man 2
- Iron Man 3
- Kung Fu Panda
- Men in Black
- Men in Black II
- Men in Black 3
- Aladdin
- Raiders of the Lost Ark
- Rush Hour
- Rush Hour 2
- Rush Hour 3
- Home Alone
- Up
- WALL-E
- Monsters, Inc.
- Monsters University
- Cars
- Cars 2
- Independence Day
- Back to the Future
- Back to the Future Part II
- Back to the Future Part III
- The Croods
- Venom (2018)
- Smallfoot
- Wreck-It Ralph
- Ratatouille
- The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
- Deadpool
- Deadpool 2
- Ирония судьбы, или С лёгким паром!
- Happy Death Day
- Алёша Попович и Тугарин Змей
- Добрыня Никитич и Змей Горыныч
- Илья Муромец и Соловей-Разбойник
- Три богатыря и Шамаханская царица
- Иван Царевич и Серый Волк (2011)
- The Terminator
- Terminator 2: Judgment Day
- Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
- Terminator Genisys
- Alien
- The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
- Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension
- Beauty and the Beast (1991)
- Ice Age
- Despicable Me
- How to Train Your Dragon
- Jaws 19 (2015)
- Shark Tale
- Mutant Girls Squad
- The Fifth Element
- Bruce Almighty
- The Little Mermaid (1989)
- The Emperor's New Groove
- Enemy of the State
- The Incredibles
- Винни-Пух (1969)
- Винни-Пух идёт в гости
- Винни-Пух и день забот
- Вовка в Тридевятом царстве
- Приключения Буратино (1959)
- Двенадцать месяцев (1956)
- Дюймовочка (1964)
- Летучий корабль (1979)
- Бременские музыканты (1969)
- Spy Kids
- Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams
- Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over
- A.I. Artificial Intelligence
- Source Code
- Taxi (1998)
- Ronal the Barbarian
- Lilo & Stitch
- Coraline
- Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
- The Grey
- For the Birds
- Black Knight
- Captain America: Civil War
- Наша Russia. Яйца судьбы
- Arthur and the Invisibles
- Arthur and the Revenge of Maltazard
- Arthur 3: The War of the Two Worlds
- Pokémon Detective Pikachu
- Крокодил Гена (1969)
- Чебурашка (1971)
- Шапокляк
- Чебурашка идёт в школу
- Трое из Простоквашино
- Каникулы в Простоквашино
- Зима в Простоквашино
- Малыш и Карлсон
- Карлсон вернулся
- Аленький цветочек (1952)
- Остров сокровищ (1971)
- Мойдодыр (1939)
- Конёк-Горбунок (1947)
- Маугли (1973)
- В порту (1975)
- Катерок
- Как Львёнок и Черепаха пели песню
- Snowden
- Hulk
- Over the Hedge
- Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2
- Asterix and Obelix vs. Caesar
- Asterix & Obelix: Mission Cleopatra
- Asterix at the Olympic Games
- Chicken Little
- Ready Player One
- The Time Machine (2002)
- Иван Васильевич меняет профессию
- All Dogs Go to Heaven
- Megamind
- Knowing
- Meet the Robinsons
- Осторожно, обезьянки!
- Шайбу! Шайбу!
- Мама для мамонтёнка
- City of Ember
- Mean Girls (2004)
- Опять двойка (1957)
- Петя и Красная Шапочка